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 ElCanut   ( @ElCanut@jlai.lu )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Little bobby Fortran

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Little bobby Fortran

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 ElCanut   ( @ElCanut@jlai.lu )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  •  Papamousse   ( @Frederic@beehaw.org ) 
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    I learnt COBOL (I’m old) it’s a very easy language, you basically talk, for instance to do c=a*b you write:

    MULTIPLY A TO B GIVING C

    and everything is tabbed, but in a good editor like emacs, it’s done automatically pretty well.

    •  BeigeAgenda   ( @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ) 
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      I was looking into learning COBOL some years ago, because i found that verbosity interesting.

      And it seemed like there’s not many libs and toolboxes out there, compared to the major languages that has libs for everything, so I couldn’t really use it for small projects.

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        The issue with COBOL surely isn‘t about the language itself. The real challenge will be to decipher the spaghetti code that was created at a company in the last sixty or so years. And then to dare changing something without breaking the program as a whole.

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          That’s easy you just use the huge number of test cases to ensure against introducing new bugs.

          /S

    •  katy ✨   ( @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      10 print "Hell here"
      20 goto 10
      
    •  Doc Avid Mornington   ( @docAvid@midwest.social ) 
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      That’s how you talk?

      •  Papamousse   ( @Frederic@beehaw.org ) 
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        you shout in COBOL ;-)

        •  vfreire85   ( @vfreire85@lemmy.ml ) 
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          shout shout let it all out

          •  Zink   ( @Zink@programming.dev ) 
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            These are the things I can do without: =±*/

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