I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets late_night ( @late_night@sopuli.xyz ) M The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 2 months ago message-square4fedilinkarrow-up150
arrow-up150message-squareI wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets late_night ( @late_night@sopuli.xyz ) M The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 2 months ago message-square4fedilink
minus-square Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 months agoGranted. Mini-Cows will never become house trained so you become accostomed to a warm-squishy cow patty gushing between your toes when you walk to the bathroom late at night.
Granted.
Mini-Cows will never become house trained so you become accostomed to a warm-squishy cow patty gushing between your toes when you walk to the bathroom late at night.