- IbnLemmy ( @IbnLemmy@feddit.uk ) 22•10 months ago
Can’t believe you guys are going to vote this guy in.
- Semi-Hemi-Demigod ( @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ) 9•10 months ago
To be fair, he didn’t win the popular vote and probably won’t again. He’ll still get elected because of our fucked up rules, though.
- tygerprints ( @tygerprints@kbin.social ) 6•10 months ago
I’d sooner vote Jeffrey Dahmer into the presidency. And yes I realize he’s been dead for almost 30 years. But I’d rather have his dead corpse in there than a decorative autumn squash with pussy breath.
- LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 6•10 months ago
I can. My fellow countrymen are fucking idiots who literally believe every lie they’re fed as long as they get it from someone with the magic ® next to their name. The intended result of having a dogshit educational system.
- tygerprints ( @tygerprints@kbin.social ) 7•10 months ago
Well that’s comforting. I was getting tired of Democracy and freedom anyway, and who ever really believed all men are created equal and have equal rights? What nonsense. Now we can truly wipe our asses with the constitution, lock up all sodomites (ie anyone who isn’t white and hetero) and send anyone with a foreign sounding name to Guantanamo Bay where they belong. I for one am brushing up on my goosesteps and gas chamber administration skills.
- Poggervania ( @Poggervania@kbin.social ) 5•10 months ago
I wish more people took after my boy Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus and actually be a good dictator who resigns like, two weeks after he’s appointed.
EDIT: should clarify I meant a good dictator as in a dictator who does whatever needs doing to improve or solve a problem in a way that strictly leaves the people better off. Y’know, the original intent of the position.
- ArugulaZ ( @ArugulaZ@kbin.social ) 2•10 months ago
And if Biden wins, Trump will recognize the inevitability of his imprisonment and kill himself. Then he’ll be dead from day one to the rest of eternity, which is a better deal from where I’m standing.
- Bipta ( @Bipta@kbin.social ) 7•10 months ago
He doesn’t have it in him to kill himself.
- ArugulaZ ( @ArugulaZ@kbin.social ) 2•10 months ago
Good point. It’s not like him to do anything beneficial for the rest of humanity.