- M137 ( @M137@lemm.ee ) 41•10 months ago
Commas are important.
“climb in my brothers”
Means something different than
“climb in, my brothers”
I’m down for whatever.
- anarchrist ( @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 25•10 months ago
Unless you button/zip it before washing. Then it’s just the fitted sheet scooping up my underwear shouting, “Band together comrades we are stronger together!”
- cobra89 ( @cobra89@beehaw.org ) 7•10 months ago
I buttoned mine, that didn’t stop its recruitment.
- anarchrist ( @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 2•10 months ago
Fair some just suck. I have one that fell out of rotation for this reason. Tiny buttons spaced too far apart. Go for big buttons or a zipper.
- bleistift2 ( @bleistift2@feddit.de ) English7•10 months ago
I used to think this was common knowledge. Commandment 11: Every zipper and every button shall be closed before washing.
- criticon ( @criticon@lemmy.ca ) 4•10 months ago
It doesn’t help at all with mine
- PhineaZ ( @PhineaZ@feddit.de ) 1•10 months ago
Or you just have to unzip/-button it before releasing the freshly washed hostages
- Uriel238 [all pronouns] ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English4•10 months ago
I learned this the hard way. Socks are religious pilgrims waiting to happen, and whether pillowcases, non-fitted bedsheets or even tees, they’ll journey within anything to escape dryness. Underpants only slightly less so.
Despite it being contrary to green / energy-efficient recommendations, I wash and dry my bedsheets separately from smaller articles now.