This reminded me I play an online game with a guy who signs in as Testicles, the Greek philosopher.
My partner recently bought me a stuffed cat that has giant balls. It’s hilarious, long story. Anyway I’ve named him Bophades.
Bophades
I’m familiar with the legend, yes.
Just like tentacles and obstacles!
And testicles!
The mighty Testacles, completely immune to any type of scrotal discomfort (like a true manwhore).
Socratal*
Testicles the Younger and Testicles the Elder or am I confusing with the Testicles twins?
You mean the Testa Bros? Those are Romans.
Nope, Chuck Testa.
I can no longer read tentacles without thinking “Don’t buy a boat.”
Poseidon’s naughty child, Barnacles.
I find this hilarious
Where do I sign?
Particle man particle man
when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?
Does whatever a particle can!
I will never not pronounce them that way now that I have seen this.
What does “let’s meet those headlines” mean?
Meet those headlines [with all the flair that they give science journalism]
This really should be on change.org.
Uripades? Umendades?
How are they pronounced?
Honestly, go with the epic version.