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Chris Remington ( remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 3 years ago

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Chris Remington ( remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 3 years ago
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  • toxicbubble420 ( toxicbubble420@beehaw.org ) 
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    "Ancient Egyptian texts dating from 2750 BCE referred to these fish as the “Thunderer of the Nile”’

    -wikipedia electricity

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    Ouchie fishy

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    spicy noodles

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    Electricity was discovered by the first guy looking at a thunderstorm, so they were called “thunder fish”.

    The word “electricity” was invented to describe the property of attracting straws after rubbing some wool on an “electron”, which was associated with “sunbeam” and was the Greek word for amber (which in turn got its name after people conflated the ambergris or “gray amber” derived from sperm whales, with the fossilized tree resin or “yellow amber”… and the whales got their name from whale oil or “spermaceti”… which yes, people thought was whale semen that just happened to burn great in candles).

    PS: blow the candle and sweet dreams… 🌬️🕯️

  • tacosanonymous ( tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ) 
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    Lightning snakes

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      • lefaucet ( lefaucet@slrpnk.net ) 
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        But lightning is this huge deathray from the gods. The fish are just very tingly and ouchy and makes you twitch.

        • Juno ( Juno@beehaw.org ) BannedBanned
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          It’s not a twitch, if I recall correctly- you get fully paralyzed and dragged under water

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    zappy slithers

  • otter ( otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Screeching Eels, duh.

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    Patent Pending Eels surely

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    zappy boys

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      zapper lads

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  • guyrocket ( guyrocket@kbin.social ) 
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    Snappy snakes.

  • frog 🐸 ( frog@beehaw.org ) 
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    Actual serious answer: electric eels are exclusively South American, so the indigenous peoples there probably do have their own names for them which would likely pre-date the discovery of electricity.

    (Electric fish known to other cultures would have been electric catfish, not electric eels.)

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      Follow-on serious answer: there are also electric rays, which are known as torpedos. According to Wikipedia, this is from the Latin torpidus meaning “paralyzed” or “numb” (the same root as the English “torpid”). The weapon is named after the fish. Edit: some of these live in the Mediterranean, and that Latin name predates understanding electricity; they were also known to Hippocrates who called them narke with a similar meaning in Greek.

      IIRC some of the other pre-electricity names for electric fish are based on their ability to numb, paralyze or stun people and other creatures.

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      According to this, in ancient Egypt they were called the thunder of the Nile, or the angry catfish! haha

      https://visual.ly/community/Infographics/education/electricity-usage-ancient-civilizations

      💢🐟

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    It was always that name. Electricity is named after the fish.

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    I don’t know, but that makes me wonder. Why are we still wasting time saying Electric Eel when we could say eEel?

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    🎶 Goin’ over to Susan’s house

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