🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English35•6 months ago16 hours later
Everyone waiting outside: “What’s taking so damn long?”
Cop, inside: “This would be easier if I knew how to read…”
FakeGreekGirl ( @FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English23•6 months agoJust goes to show, cops will raid a classroom for a book, but not for an active shooter.
They aren’t here to protect you. They’re here to protect The Man.
indigojasper ( @indigojasper@kbin.social ) 21•6 months agoat a school named after W.E.B. Du Bois of all things. He would be ashamed.
snooggums ( @snooggums@kbin.social ) 9•6 months agoThat would require the cop being self aware. Or educated.
jonne ( @jonne@infosec.pub ) 7•6 months agoWouldn’t surprise me if some online troll made a complaint and picked a random classroom.
SokathHisEyesOpen ( @Anticorp@lemmy.ml ) English15•6 months agoIt doesn’t matter where the complaint came from. The issue is cops tearing classrooms apart looking for (checks notes), a book.
jonne ( @jonne@infosec.pub ) 5•6 months agoWell, of course. Cops are gonna cop. Good thing there wasn’t a class guinea pig or it would’ve gotten shot.
SokathHisEyesOpen ( @Anticorp@lemmy.ml ) English3•6 months agoPigs never harm their own kind.
jonne ( @jonne@infosec.pub ) 1•6 months agoThey do if they feel threatened by it.
ReallyKinda ( @ReallyKinda@kbin.social ) 20•6 months agoCan we please start a rumor that guns make you gay? Double feature of making conservatives not want guns and not want to be cops.
jlow (he/him) ( @jlow@beehaw.org ) 5•6 months agoI mean, they’re kinda phallic, so it makes sense …
DessertStorms ( @DessertStorms@kbin.social ) 18•6 months ago#NotTheOnion… 🤦♀️
Also mandatory ACAB
Alien Nathan Edward ( @reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ) English10•6 months agofreedom is when the police kick in the doors of classrooms to steal “inappropriate” books