Godort ( @Godort@lemm.ee ) 62•1 year agoSo the mug is the best choice by far, due to its universe-breaking abilities surrounding temperature. Setup a Stirling engine on that for infinite power.
I do have to admit it’s a bit disheartening to post that pic, and then people react to it by looking how to use the objects to ‘hack’ the nature of reality.
Isoprenoid ( @Isoprenoid@programming.dev ) English57•1 year agoOP: “Hey, guys! Here are some objects that hack the nature of reality.”
Posters: *Uses them to further hack the nature of reality, just in other ways*
OP:
Kind of, lol. But you can see the difference in the type of hacking. The objects are only meant to hack your own, private reality. That’s what the picture is meant to address, that aspect of our lives that can’t be translated into external and/or mechanical utility.
Besides, the issue of energy scarcity that the replies are working off could be fixed or at least minimised through realistic technological and political/economic solutions, with no need for magical objects that defy the laws of physics. But no law or real invention can be guaranteed e.g. to give you good dreams.
Isoprenoid ( @Isoprenoid@programming.dev ) English5•1 year agoThe objects are only meant to hack your own, private reality.
So they induce a kind of psychosis? Ah, sweet. Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension. 😜
DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ) 12•1 year agoI mean, that magic candle single handedly gives hope for reversing universal entropy. Everything else might be personally fulfilling but that thing could be the key to preventing the heat death of the universe.
Which would be pretty personally fulfilling too imo.
VikingHippie ( @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 3•1 year agoUniverse schmuniverse, I just want to smell my theatre days! 😛
HatchetHaro ( @HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 10•1 year agomein freund, some of us prefer to focus on extracting the most material value out of these hypothetical objects, simply because we want to. it’s fun to imagine the possibilities with the infinite energy from the candle and the mug.
VikingHippie ( @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 6•1 year agomaterial value
I think that’s the point that they’re making: it’s supposed to be about which object of immense EMOTIONAL value would make people the happiest, and then a lot of people make it about their material value in stead.
As much as I understand their disappointment, though, Lemmy of all places is so full of nerds and geeks (said with love as a geek myself) who know a lot about technical stuff that it was pretty much bound to happen…
Yes, thank you :D (I mean, of course I’m exaggerating a bit by claiming I’m disappointed, it’s more of a… “conceptual” disappointment)
VikingHippie ( @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 5•1 year agoI was in a band called Conceptual Disappointment. We had excellent stage design, but the music was mediocre at best.
UpperBroccoli ( @UpperBroccoli@beehaw.org ) English3•1 year agoSo… Conceptual Disappointment was actually Practical Disappointment?
VikingHippie ( @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 3•1 year agoYou know concept albums? It was a concept band where the concept was disappointing everyone involved.
I think infinite energy would create muuuch more happiness for so many more people. But i direct happiness cheats are easier to understand i guess.
🐈🐈🐈 ( @Lena@lemmy.zip ) 9•1 year agoI agree. And thank you for the heartwarming content ❤️
variants ( @variants@possumpat.io ) English4•1 year agoThat was my realization when I invited people to my minecraft server and saw people dig a whole and breed cows just to kill them for xp, while I was over there giving them grass and water and a nice fence
Owl ( @BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ) 2•1 year agoThe blanket too, it keeps whatever it covers at 36.5~37.5 °C.
lolola ( @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 46•1 year agoThey need to buff the candle. Stress is almost impossible? Lol watch me.
snowe ( @snowe@programming.dev ) 25•1 year agoCandle that never burns out means fire in a vacuum. Pretty powerful stuff.
devonian ( @Devonian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 33•1 year agofavorite mug is the best for breaking the laws of physics and generating infinite energy - though the blanket and the candle also have infinite heat, the mug would be the most versatile, as you could fill it with a super-hot liquid, then treat it like an RTG, generating electricity from the temperature difference between the mug and its environment. use the mug as your spaceship’s power supply, and you’ll never even need big honkin photovoltaic panels !
Bonsoir ( @Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ) 6•1 year agoWith the blanket you can walk on the sun though. (Assuming that you won’t get crushed by gravity)
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year agoCandle. Infinite energy, plus no stress.
Bonsoir ( @Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ) 5•1 year agoHow does one recuperate the energy from a candle to transform it to something useful? Also, would it’s output be enough to power anything meaningful in a reasonable time anyway?
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 2•1 year agoAccording to this a burning candle releases about 80 watts.
It could operate a Sterling engine .
Assuming most of the candle’s energy is released as heat, with light and magic making up a small percentage, and assuming a perfectly efficient engine, and a spherical cow for good measure…
You could charge your phone, or a power bank. You could power a light bulb. You could heat up water (for a flow of 2 milliliters per second, you could raise the temperature by about 10 degrees Celsius).
cerulean_blue ( @cerulean_blue@lemmy.ml ) 3•1 year agoThis is the right answer
Befernafardofo ( @Befernafardofo@feddit.it ) 5•1 year agoI love how this post was meant to be cozy, and the first thing you think of is breaking reality.
I would pick the candle!
Vespair ( @Vespair@lemm.ee ) 28•1 year ago… Where do I buy this bear?
I got a lot of emptiness
HatchetHaro ( @HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 18•1 year agothe mug and candle are just free energy
devonian ( @Devonian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•1 year agoas is the blanket !
neo ( @neo@feddit.de ) 1•1 year agoWith the blanket you basically no longer need heating
max ( @kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 17•1 year agotreasure stone pleaseee i got the bad axniety >< i would mind the bear eithrr mrrp
ddh ( @DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ) English1•1 year agoNo joke, you can make this treasure stone yourself.
katy ✨ ( @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 17•1 year agocuddly bear
Baby Shoggoth [she/her] ( @rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English1•1 year agoi need this how acquire
katy ✨ ( @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•1 year agoit’s a plushie dreadful! i love them!
https://plushiedreadfuls.com/collections/plushiedreadfuls
i have the gender dysphoria and the anxiety one and i want the bpd and migrane ones next!
they also have sexuality ones and the lesbian one is so cute!
Jentu ( @Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 14•1 year agoIf I was a fae creature, I’d get the endless candle so I could lure people to my hut in the forest and they would not get a sense of danger at all (assuming everyone around the candle can also feel the effects by smelling it)
variants ( @variants@possumpat.io ) English3•1 year agoEspecially with the meme-alia feature bringing endless memes into their mind to sooth them
AceCephalon ( @AceCephalon@pawb.social ) 3•1 year agoMemes, the DNA of the soul.
dsco ( @dsco@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 13•1 year agoTake the blanket, move to Antarctica with laptop and star link, never be bothered again.
Th4tGuyII ( @Th4tGuyII@kbin.social ) 10•1 year agoThe others have cool abilities, but I’d take the Treasure Stone - I’m anxious when it comes to confrontation and speaking, so something I could hold onto to make me more confident in myself would be a godsend.
VikingHippie ( @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 10•1 year agoIf not for the “almost”, I’d have chosen the candle for sure, but as long as it’s not COMPLETELY impossible, my ADHD/anxiety combo is GOING to find something to stress about.
So yeah, I’m going to go with the treasure stone and hope people don’t get the wrong idea about me fiddling in my pocket at high pressure moments 😁
Jentu ( @Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 9•1 year agoThe fact that the pillow won’t help my awful insomnia (or help you fall asleep in general) makes it so close to being the best choice to me, but it falls short in the most frustrating way.
saigot ( @saigot@lemmy.ca ) 3•1 year agoTechnically it says every night not every sleep it gives you good dreams, so either you’ll be forced asleep so you can dream or you’ll have pleasant day dreams while you lie awake at least.
milkytoast ( @milkytoast@kbin.social ) 7•1 year agobear easily
Lumu ( @Serz@beehaw.org ) English7•1 year agoI spend 1/3rd of my life asleep, and the pillow would guarantee that third is good and memorable. Absolutely the pillow.
Laura ( @urfavlaura@lemmy.ml ) 6•1 year agothe mug so I can put plasma in it and boom infinite energy