- Xtallll ( @Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English4•9 months ago
If a moose wants to lick my car what can I even do to stop them?
- CouncilOfFriends ( @CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net ) English3•9 months ago
Honk your horn? Open your window slightly and yell insults at it? Couple options
- Xtallll ( @Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English6•9 months ago
If the 1600 lb murder beast wants to do something then all I can do is startle it or make it mad.
- CouncilOfFriends ( @CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net ) English4•9 months ago
Now you made me actually read the article
If it’s safe to keep going without running into the moose, then we would recommend people just try to slowly, carefully drive away. Just try not to let moose lick your car.
- I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) English2•9 months ago
Give it a muffin. May lead to other shenanigans, but it will stop licking the car.
- unmagical ( @unmagical@lemmy.ml ) English3•9 months ago
Imma be honest with ya, I ain’t gonna stop to let a moose lick my car, but I ain’t exactly gonna stop a moose from licking my car either.
Them’s some scary fuckers I’m not messin’ with.
- OceanSoap ( @OceanSoap@lemmy.ml ) English3•9 months ago
…why do they like licking cars?
- I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) English2•9 months ago
Road salt gets on the cars. Animals like salt. Car tastes good.
- OceanSoap ( @OceanSoap@lemmy.ml ) English2•9 months ago
Makes sense to me