
that drop was one hour after the latest billion tethers
the new narrative is apparently that the pump is in 90 days when financial advisors are finally ready to push bitcoin ETFs on their customers (for some reason)
ETFs put bitcoin on steroids!! y’know, asthmatic with shrunken balls
the bitcoin market is fake and in tethers, but the retail securities market is real and in dollars
my brother in Satoshi, you are the exit liquidity
I don’t understand how this could be failing. Before, if you wanted to buy shitcoins, you’d have to look for them individually and buy them one by one. Now with ETFs you can buy all the shitcoins all at once. What’s not to love? /s
My sister in law asked me, recently, “I heard Bitcoin is legal now? Is it a good time to buy?” “Nope.”
Amazing how, when you zoom out, the whole 7-12 Jan thing looks a bit like a Bart. But I doubt it was an manufactured Bart as I don’t think many people would have shorted the ETF period.


