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The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website )  to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 years ago

You don't get between a barbarian and their drink

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You don't get between a barbarian and their drink

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The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website )  to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 years ago
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  • FartsWithAnAccent ( FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social ) 
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    Imagine a character who has nothing but mimics for gear and the only thing keeping them all in line is sheer terror.

    • sirblastalot ( sirblastalot@ttrpg.network ) 
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      I just feel bad for the loincloth mimic.

      • Catoblepas ( Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        That one’s a volunteer.

      • bingbong ( bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • Shhalahr ( Shhalahr@beehaw.org ) 
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      Sounds like Crowley and his plants.

      And that’s another David Tennant character from a streaming TV adaptation. Guess he’s just good at that sort of thing.

      • leftzero ( leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ) 
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        The Doctor also regularly intimidates whole alien galactic empires and eldritch abominatios from beyond space and time. By just standing there, talking. And pointing out he’s doing so without having a single weapon on him. Tennant was great at that.

        “Don’t play games with me. You just killed someone I liked. That is not a safe place to stand. I’m the Doctor! You’re in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up.”

        • Shhalahr ( Shhalahr@beehaw.org ) 
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          Oh, yeah, can’t forget him.

  • Wugmeister ( ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    deleted by creator

  • HiddenLayer5 ( HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml ) 
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    • sirblastalot ( sirblastalot@ttrpg.network ) 
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      In 3.5 at least, if you’re in a space that isn’t big enough for you to change size, RAW you just…don’t.

      • Mycatiskai ( Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ) 
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        You don’t have to change size to become something of the same size that is razor sharp and next to some very unarmored innards.

        • TwilightVulpine ( TwilightVulpine@kbin.social ) 
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          Good thing Barbarians got unarmored defense and proficiency at Constitution saving throws. Chances are the whole mimic just gets digested like a snack.

          If the mimic wanted to be clever maybe they should have targeted the rogue or something.

        • sirblastalot ( sirblastalot@ttrpg.network ) 
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          In 3.5 you can attack unarmed or with a light weapon when you’re swallowed whole, and I’d say that qualifies. But it’s not an instant-kill.

    • tacosanonymous ( tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ) 
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      Extra points for waiting until at least the kidney to do it.

  • Infynis ( Infynis@midwest.social ) 
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    “I’m not stuck to you. You’re stuck to me.”

  • cerement ( cerement@slrpnk.net ) 
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    drunk mimic …

  • IronKrill ( IronKrill@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Why is every n two pixels higher than other letters and why is the line spacing overlapping I am uncomfortable

    • The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ) OP
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      You pass the perception check and spot the mimic.

  • thisbenzingring ( thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    Perfection!

  • katy ✨ ( cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    god this just made me want to watch jessica jones again but i dont wanna get netflix 😭

    • leftzero ( leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ) 
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      🏴‍☠️🤷‍♂️

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