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Cookie Monster is excited to eat a massive cookie. Elmo is very excited and is cheering Cookie Monster. There is a man who is shocked and may be trying to get Cookie Monster not to eat the cookie.
Text underneath: Elmo encouraged Cookie Monster to eat the cookie laced with 5,000,000 mg of THC. Cookie Monster didn’t know the cookie was laced with THC. Elmo is a dick.
ditty ( @dditty@lemm.ee ) 13•6 months ago5,000,000 mgs is ~11 lbs of weed
dalekcaan ( @dalekcaan@lemm.ee ) 10•5 months agoWorse, it’s 11 lbs of pure THC. Most pot is about 20% THC by weight from what I could find online, so that cookie has the equivalent of about 55 lbs of weed.
I truly appreciate that the math was done on this. We all truly get to appreciate the absurdly high number that 5,000,000 THC is.
qqw ( @qqw@feddit.de ) 7•6 months agoThat’s a dense cookie!
tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 ( @tryptaminev@feddit.de ) 6•6 months agoor a good extraction method
anonymouse ( @anonymouse@lemmings.world ) English11•6 months agoHe’ll be fine. Most of the cookie ended up in crumbs on the ground around him.
Otter ( @otter@lemmy.ca ) English9•6 months agoThe ants meanwhile…
Obligatory ‘Spiders on Drugs’ video from 17 years ago: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
apis ( @apis@beehaw.org ) English2•6 months agoOm nom nom nom nomnomnomnommmmnomnomnom