they can have mine

I have been told the equivalent may be taking off your bra at the end of the day.

We all have, or eventually get floppy bits that need scratching

Ew no thanks. Is It actually enjoyable? Never did it, just seems too disgusting

It’s only the most enjoyable experience because itchy balls are the most unpleasant experience. By wishing someone get balls to experience the pleasure of scratching them, you’re inadvertently also wishing they experience the worst feeling known to man: itchy balls.

i scratch my labia majora