- TotallyNotSpez ( @TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ) English29•1 year ago
Okay, but why didn’t they send Tom Bombadil dressed up as a UPS driver right into mount doom?
ding dong
“Express jewelry delivery for a Mister Sauron.”
trips and drops parcel
“Whoops, silly me.”
- EmergMemeHologram ( @EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ) English22•1 year ago
They did Tom dirty by cutting him out of the movies.
I want an extra hour of Tom wandering the forest, fucking with Old Man Willow, and feasting with the hobbits, flexing by wearing the ring, etc.
- Lmaydev ( @Lmaydev@programming.dev ) English15•1 year ago
After reading the books I realised they did a lot of characters dirty.
But I also realise a series of walks and nice suppers with various characters wouldn’t be as good of a film.
- KevonLooney ( @KevonLooney@lemm.ee ) English5•1 year ago
“My dinner with Tom Bombadil”
- EmergMemeHologram ( @EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ) English4•1 year ago
The movies are incredible and I watch them every year with my wife. The books are great, but also very different.
- ColeSloth ( @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ) English4•1 year ago
He ain’t leaving that forest he don’t give a fuuuck.
But if memory serves, whatever magic shenanigans he has, only works within his forest.
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English10•1 year ago
What was stopping Gandalf just opening a portal straight over the lava of Mt. Doom and tossing the ring in?
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) English7•1 year ago
How come the dwarves just dig a tunnel under Mordor straight into the lava tubes of Mt Doom?