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- birdcat ( @birdcat@lemmy.ml ) 15•9 months ago
Some ppl should not be allowed to research…
This suggests that guitarists who devote more time to playing chords are more motivated towards casual sex.
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However, when the researchers conducted a multiple regression analysis to see if guitar-practicing habits could predict the number of lifetime sexual partners, the overall model did not show a significant result.
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The findings highlight a potential distinction between mating motivation and actual mating success.
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This discrepancy suggests that while guitar skills might enhance a musician’s mating motivation, they don’t always lead to greater mating success
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They suggest that in the specific context of extreme metal music, guitar playing might be more about asserting dominance and status among male peers, rather than directly influencing mating success.
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- Gaywallet (they/it) ( @Gaywallet@beehaw.org ) 5•9 months ago
God I love a shitpost research paper
- maegul (he/they) ( @maegul@lemmy.ml ) English11•9 months ago
I mean … yea … we knew this right? Just like body builders making it clear that they do it for themselves and not for sex.
It’s one of the wonderful things about metal … it takes all of the aggression and domineering instincts (that apparently tend to reside mostly in males) and directs them to something creative not destructive, something that can be shared not taken away, something that is (mostly) harmless not all conquering.
Just had a thought … egotistical billionaries … do any of them have any musical background? Like, do they play instruments at all?
- birdcat ( @birdcat@lemmy.ml ) 4•9 months ago
I’d question the dominance thing as a whole. If you have two male pro metal shredders in a room they will not assert their dominance over the guy who just learned his first chord. Also they will not try to mate anyone… they will just shred until they get tired or kicked out.
- t3rmit3 ( @t3rmit3@beehaw.org ) 3•9 months ago
Assuming that “egotistical” was not included as a way to no-true-scotsman out of answers, there are billionaires who are musicians, so there is nothing about playing music that makes one immune to pursuing obscene and harmful levels of wealth:
Diddy, Taylor Swift, Paul McCartney, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rihanna, and JayZ are all billionaires.
- maegul (he/they) ( @maegul@lemmy.ml ) English1•9 months ago
Diddy, Taylor Swift, Paul McCartney, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rihanna, and JayZ are all billionaires.
Excellent point