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- 5714 ( @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 13•8 months ago
Consentacles.
- EmergMemeHologram ( @EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ) 1•8 months ago
Well there goes my afternoon
- derbis ( @derbis@beehaw.org ) 9•8 months ago
Make it a big hole, problem solved
- fossphi ( @fossphi@lemm.ee ) English8•8 months ago
Is this his son’s foray into tentacle porn?
- gregorum ( @gregorum@lemm.ee ) English5•8 months ago
My First Kink
- Lath ( @Lath@kbin.social ) 6•8 months ago
Wait until he learns about squirrels.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 6•8 months ago
Beware the Craken
- zzzzz ( @zzzzz@beehaw.org ) 4•8 months ago
Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells… Perhaps you’d become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!
- Elise ( @xilliah@beehaw.org ) 4•8 months ago
I wonder how far it would go.
- Lefrax (he/him) ( @Lefrax@beehaw.org ) 2•8 months ago
I know it’s a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said “… And now I’m swimming like there’s no tomorrow”