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JPDev ( JPDev@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago

Bartender Qualifications

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Bartender Qualifications

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JPDev ( JPDev@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago
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  • Jo Miran ( JoMiran@lemmy.ml ) 
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    SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.

    • Bonehead ( Bonehead@kbin.social ) 
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      While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven’t touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven’t even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn’t care about that. That’s for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.

      • theneverfox ( theneverfox@pawb.social ) 
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        I’m still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven’t updated in a decade…aka 2 years after I entered the industry

        One of these days, I’m going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile

    • Aatube ( Aatube@kbin.social ) 
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      For North Italia, a pizzeria?

      Also, I looked it up and the software has a capitalized T.

    • ipkpjersi ( ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml ) 
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      But… North Italia is a pizzeria?

      • Natanael ( Natanael@slrpnk.net ) 
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        Warehouse management?

    • some_guy ( some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      Hey, don’t you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.

  • MonsiuerPatEBrown ( MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com ) 
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    deleted by creator

    • viking ( viking@infosec.pub ) 
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      I thought art majors are designate taxi drivers.

      • rgb3x3 ( rgb3x3@beehaw.org ) 
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        They’re the baristas. Because at least they can make latte art while they scrounge for tips from the tip jar.

  • Omega_Jimes ( Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.

    • I Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) 
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      And serving irish coffee, I suppose

  • Flipper ( Flipper@feddit.de ) 
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    It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.

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  • odium ( odium@programming.dev ) 
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    Bartender for a bar with a bunch of these.

    Though Python, C, or C++ prob fits better.

  • blindbunny ( blindbunny@lemmy.ml ) 
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    This is why I deleted my indeed

  • Chahk ( chahk@beehaw.org ) 
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    Two software developers walk into a bar…

  • Pixel ( Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    You could say the bar for a tech job is high…

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    my first guess is that they desperately search someone to take care for their websites progress bar

    [======*____________]

    Wich is part of the “Tender” template they use: https://w3layouts.com/tender-a-multipurpose-flat-bootstrap-responsive-web-template/ “Tender is a free HTML5 Multipurpose Template, with […]”

    and maybe they only have a dumb trainee or one of those super intelligent AIs to search for the specialists they urgently need (or both in combination)

    that should explain it ;-)

    who knows *gg

    follow me for more =D

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