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- originalfrozenbanana ( @originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ) 49•8 months ago
Just sit down
Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing
- Letstakealook ( @Letstakealook@lemm.ee ) 2•8 months ago
My thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I’ve seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can’t be the only one.
- loops ( @loops@beehaw.org ) English2•8 months ago
but then i have to clean my roommate’s ass-grease off the seat
- envelope ( @envelope@kbin.social ) 10•8 months ago
Pissper
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English4•8 months ago
“You sound like a diabetic race horse pissing on a flat rock!” - My mom