- WeirdAlex03 ( @WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip ) English55•8 months ago
There’s always a relevant xkcd:
(actually quite a few in this case…)
- HotsauceHurricane ( @HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one ) English19•8 months ago
Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!
- Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English4•8 months ago
Excuse me, but clearly it’s UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.
- AVincentInSpace ( @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) English1•8 months ago
40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.
- FunkyMonk ( @FunkyMonk@kbin.social ) 5•8 months ago
And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English2•8 months ago
Look, just because you know how to code doesn’t mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA. That part is totally optional.
You could choose to instead hack an oil company to implant a worm that siphons off all the extra money rounded off by bank transactions and disguise it with a virus that makes oil tankers capsize.
Hack the planet!
- const_void ( @const_void@lemmy.ml ) 1•8 months ago
Increases your risk of becoming a fat arse too