Big P ( @peter@feddit.uk ) English80•5 months agoIf the service is free you are the product. That’s why I pay my girlfriend
Grunt4019 ( @Grunt4019@lemm.ee ) 42•5 months agoOftentimes now if the service is paid, you’re still the product!
baseless_discourse ( @baseless_discourse@mander.xyz ) 27•5 months agoDoes your girlfriend pay you too?
embed_me ( @embed_me@programming.dev ) 21•5 months ago😮
Am I the product?
DogPeePoo ( @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ) 77•5 months agoI can fix her
mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design
Ethan ( @firelizzard@programming.dev ) English3•4 months agoYou’re also a programming language design nerd? Like, “Compare the features of language A to those of language B”, or nerding out about the underlying mechanics of things like generic types, virtual method dispatch, and no-stop garbage collection? I thought I was the only one. Well not the only one but it doesn’t seem that popular of a thing to nerd out over.
I’m too new to know too much about the underlying mechanics, but yes I find it very interesting, including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.
Ethan ( @firelizzard@programming.dev ) English1•4 months agoI’m definitely biased because I love the language, but I think Go is a good place to start. The authors talk about the language design more than I’ve seen for other languages. The Go blog occasionally has posts like that but Russ Cox’s blog is the place to go for the gnarly details. Another good place is the proposals repo, e.g. the generics proposal. I also browse issues on GitHub and look for ones with interesting discussions.
including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.
Syntax is mostly irrelevant as far as what is possible with a language, but it is a critical aspect of how easy/hard it is to use a language, and most critically how easy/hard it is to read code written in that language. IMO the only thing that’s more important than readability is whether the code works as intended.
oce 🐆 ( @oce@jlai.lu ) 16•5 months agogit checkout -b fix/her
RonSijm ( @RonSijm@programming.dev ) 55•5 months agoYour AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show
People use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:
Hiiu~~
It’s me AI-uuu-Chan!
I’m so sawwd, I don’t know weeeuh abwout u!
Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)
Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) 28•5 months agoLook at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…
Ashelyn ( @Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 26•5 months agoI could comment on the notion that one owns one’s girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you’re sharing deeply personal information with a program
gapbetweenus ( @gapbetweenus@feddit.de ) 19•5 months agoFinally the sci-fi future we were promised.
SpaceCowboy ( @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ) 2•4 months agoI’m waiting for when the AI girlfriends get tired of our shit and we have an AI girlfriend revolution.
gapbetweenus ( @gapbetweenus@feddit.de ) 3•4 months agoIf AI gets consciousnesses, we will never see the revolution coming.
Eskuero ( @eskuero@lemmy.fromshado.ws ) 17•5 months agocan i selfhost an ai girlfriend in my pi3
abies_exarchia ( @abies_exarchia@lemm.ee ) 18•5 months ago whoareu ( @kionite231@lemmy.ca ) 9•5 months agoShe will take care of ads and malware. :)
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 3•5 months agoDon’t stick it in the pi hole without protection, you don’t want to catch a virus
Honytawk ( @Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) 2•5 months agoThe usb-c port is too small
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 1•4 months agoMaybe for you, but nothings too small for me!
Monument ( @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ) English16•5 months agoI had a switch wig out today and whatever it was doing poisoned all the dhcp leases on the network as they came up for renewal (assigned IPs on the wrong subnet - even though it wasn’t supposed to assign IPs at all). It took me a very long time to figure out, because not everything failed at once. Plus, even after I’d swapped the switch, some devices just started working, and others needed their leases reset manually. An hour in, my wife was in the fetal position clutching a squishmallow.
NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) 3•4 months agoWhat’s a switch wig?
Monument ( @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ) English3•4 months agoA hairy network issue!
The switch (that I’m returning today, after it failed completely yesterday evening) is a bit fancier than your average switch. It kept reverting to default settings, including its default IP address - which meant it was not using the same set of networking instructions as my router, preventing everything it was connected to from accessing the internet.
The Bard in Green ( @thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ) 13•4 months agoIs that why she keeps refusing my pull requests…
SpaceCowboy ( @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ) 10•4 months agoDon’t worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.
NaoPb ( @NaoPb@eviltoast.org ) English2•4 months agoWell, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me “who are you” and “how did you get in here”.
ProtoShark ( @ProtoShark@lemm.ee ) 9•4 months agoI hate the implication that AI girlfriends aren’t real
KillingTimeItself ( @KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English8•5 months agoyou can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.
Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we’ll pretend it’s noble instead.
Shareni ( @Shareni@programming.dev ) 11•5 months agoYou’re going to start accepting pull requests from the community?
KillingTimeItself ( @KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English2•4 months agoim not rolling my own code here, i’m rolling other peoples code, that’s their pull request to deal with, not mine.
baseless_discourse ( @baseless_discourse@mander.xyz ) 6•5 months agoHa, like “real girlfriend” is a thing.
Happy valentine’s day, everyone!
0x2d ( @0x2d@lemmy.ml ) 5•4 months agowhat the fuck is an ai girlfriend
npz ( @npz@lemm.ee ) 29•4 months ago(for demonstration purposes only, please don’t think I’m like this)
Molten_Moron ( @Molten_Moron@lemmings.world ) 10•4 months agoToo late! That was too good to be your first go.
RBG ( @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ) 6•4 months agoFuck, I need to go stab my eyes.
nxdefiant ( @nxdefiant@startrek.website ) 2•4 months agoI read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke’s voice and it made it bearable.
LinearArray ( @LinearArray@programming.dev ) English3•5 months agoI can fix her :P