ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( @Emperor@feddit.uk ) English22•5 months agoI wonder how long it took them to find a bath that unpleasant.
I see they have what looks like “live love laugh” on the walls which is such a bad taste cliche but then they have “wash” under the bathroom basin. I’m wondering if they have similar instructions elsewhere, like the toilet.
Treczoks ( @Treczoks@lemm.ee ) 18•5 months agoI’ve seen worse. My coworker and I had been booked into an AirBnB once, as hotels were all full. We’ve been told “One bed and one couch” - not good, but works in a pinch. Wrong. It was one double bed in the flat of an absolute, over the top gay males couple. Not only was the double bed a thing we would not accept, but the worst was that the room was all over decorated with pictures of naked men. NOPE. Not our style.
So we went bed-hunting, and were extremely lucky to find two hotel rooms that had been cancelled by someone else that day. When we sent in the invoices to the accouting department, they were not happy - Why would we book hotel rooms if there was a booked and paid AirBnB? I sent them two photos I had taken of the AirBnB room, and they paid the hotel bill without any more questions.
tiramichu ( @tiramichu@lemm.ee ) 14•5 months agoThe OTT decor makes it sound like the whole purpose of AirBnB’ing is to see if any guys who stay there might be down to fuck.
Cool if that’s your personal space but not so cool when it’s an AirBnB anyone could be staying in.
I don’t think I’d feel comfortable with that, and I say that as someone who is pretty gay.
SomeoneElse ( @SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca ) 8•5 months ago ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( @Emperor@feddit.uk ) English12•5 months agoOh dear, that’s 27 minutes from me. Must. Resist. Going.
apis ( @apis@beehaw.org ) English8•5 months agoYou can’t hold out on us like this. We need you to go & return with a full report.
ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( @Emperor@feddit.uk ) English6•5 months agoI’m scared to, what if it draws me in and I start thinking “this is actually OK” when it really isn’t.
apis ( @apis@beehaw.org ) English2•5 months agoHey now, that pastely plush thing could be very comforting & then you can keep us abreast of your own decor journey.
Because if it seduces you you’ll have no choice but to reel all of us in as well.
GreatAlbatross ( @GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk ) English4•5 months agoIt’s like someone with no taste had to fit out the house, and had a £3000 gift card for The Range.
some_guy ( @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ) 8•5 months agoThe chairs and table are pushed up to the wall. Yeah, you can pull it to the center of the room when using it, but it feels impractical and emphasizes that it’s boxed in. The greatest crime, however, is words. Laugh, Love, WASH?! I was gonna grant a pass until I saw the last one. Stop it.
galoisghost ( @galoisghost@aussie.zone ) 7•5 months agoI agree how can you possibly love and laugh without live?
Love, laugh, WASH.
ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( @Emperor@feddit.uk ) English3•5 months agoWhen every fool knows, it’s “laugh, love, wash”. It’s the only hygienic order.
therealjcdenton ( @therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ) English7•5 months agoThis looks like a player house in final fantasy 14
LiveLM ( @LiveLM@lemmy.zip ) English5•5 months agoAh, what did I came here to do again?
W A S H
Oh yeah…
nbailey ( @nbailey@lemmy.ca ) English5•5 months agoOh my god this is what happens if grandma smokes too much crack
IninewCrow ( @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ) English4•5 months agoIs this person related to Liberace by chance?
steal_your_face ( @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ) English2•5 months agoI’m intrigued by that towel around the bath
apis ( @apis@beehaw.org ) English2•5 months agoDamn, had mistaken that for some bizarre moulded effect, inspired by seashells.
But it is just a peach beach towel with a ridged weave.
So disappointed.
- Smorty [she/her] ( @Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•1 month ago
I do like the bathtubs texture actually.
- Smorty [she/her] ( @Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•1 month ago
The lighting makes this look like an underground bunker. The deco make it all the better
wall_inhabiter ( @wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id ) English0•5 months agoimmediately calls to mind
This is far too small and standard British working class to be a McMansion. I do love that sub though. There’s one on lemmy too: !mcmansionhell@sh.itjust.works