- Sonori ( @sonori@beehaw.org ) 29•7 months ago
Everyone has trouble getting it up sometimes, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
- groupofcrows ( @groupofcrows@lemmy.ca ) 3•7 months ago
I vaguely remember an article about pollution affecting penis size and performance. Perhaps this submarine was a part of that study.
- kandoh ( @kandoh@reddthat.com ) 16•7 months ago
British Empire became United Kingdom and that will shortly become the Kingdom of England and Wales 🤞
- PolandIsAStateOfMind ( @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml ) 3•7 months ago
Personally i hope for just Republic of England (People’s Republic of England actually but sadly it’s currently not very probable).
- kandoh ( @kandoh@reddthat.com ) 1•7 months ago
Yeah they love their monarchy and caste system too much
- Risk ( @Risk@feddit.uk ) 16•7 months ago
Surprised this was made public so soon to be honest.
- essell ( @essellburns@beehaw.org ) 3•7 months ago
Get it out and over with…
Keep it secret it’s twice the size when it gets loose. (Pardon my phrasing)
- wewbull ( @wewbull@feddit.uk ) English9•7 months ago
Imagine scene on board the sub.
“Errrm guys the missile, which is full of fuel, is coming down on top of us. Suggest we move, sharpish!”
- Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 6•7 months ago
Engage evasive manoeuver reverse sharpish left zag-zig Omega 0, full skedaddle speed.
- ijhoo ( @ijhoo@lemmy.ml ) 9•7 months ago
So this wasn’t a joke?