whodatdair ( @whodatdair@lemm.ee ) 47•4 months agoAlternative text: Me, sacrificing my health by sleeping too little so that I can be paid the absolute minimum that my corporate overlords can get away with, while extracting the most value possible from my labor.
Time to get eatin’ 🍽️
- Smorty [she/her] ( @Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 20•4 months ago
I might be a vegetarian, but if rich people are on the table… I don’t know if I can say no to that.
Original ( @Original@beehaw.org ) 22•4 months agoIt feels worth it until I wake up with -13 minutes to get ready
Every time 😩😩😩
uriel238 ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 20•4 months agoIf oversleeping ends your career, its not your career, it’s wage slavery.
If you oversleep by hours or days and your boss says, I was worried. Are you all right?
And you reply, yeah, I overdid it last night. I’m just exhausted.
And he says, that’s a relief. Can we still make the deadline?
And you say Barring further unforseen problems. Yeah. I have the prelims already.
And he says, You’re the heart of the team, Larry. Email me the current version after you’ve had some coffee.
That is your career.
GluWu ( @GluWu@lemm.ee ) 16•4 months ago“A career” is a fictional concept that this reality has created in order to keep you away from the real reality in your brain when you go eepy sleepy.
Original ( @Original@beehaw.org ) 7•4 months agoReal reality is wild as hell in that case
rumschlumpel ( @rumschlumpel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 10•4 months ago8 minutes? I’ve overslept hours.
And no, I don’t have a career …
LainTrain ( @LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 6•4 months agoI overslept hours and I do have a career, the key is to WFH
rumschlumpel ( @rumschlumpel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•4 months agoDoesn’t really help if your boss wants to have a meeting with the team first thing every day.
LainTrain ( @LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 1•4 months agoYeah just sleep
u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( @user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) English5•4 months agoI feel like I overslept years.
moosetwin ( @moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English2•4 months agoAnd no, I don’t have a career …
I wonder why /s
rumschlumpel ( @rumschlumpel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•4 months agoI thought that was pretty obvious, but I guess it leaves enough ambiguity for a joke or two.
lugal ( @lugal@lemmy.ml ) 10•4 months agoWhen you hurry to your home office desk just to realize that the morning daily was canceled