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alt text: “Off work late? Hungry, but don’t want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe.”
🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English18•4 months agoIf I am already hungry, I don’t want to smoke and feel hungrier.
Kiwi ( @Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 12•4 months agoLast time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over
I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat
Zoop ( @Zoop@beehaw.org ) 5•4 months agoOh my God I love when you’re playing with them and they get tired and flop over on their side like that!! My cat does it, too! That’s my fucking favorite!!
Also, I like you. You sound fun. I do those exact same things sober, lol. Although a lot of the time when I try to hold her while doing something, she ends up crawling onto my shoulder/neck/back and I have to cook and eat hunched over all weird because of it, often with her happy tail whacking me in the face…but she’s just so damn happy up there and it’s beautiful! How can I deny her that? At least then I have two hands to work with, lol.
Kiwi ( @Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•4 months agoThanks, I like you too. Yeah it’s super adorable when they just decide that they’re done and just flop over
My cat kind of sits up when I grab him. I have to cradle my arm and grab his butt so that he can straighten his front legs on my elbow and he refuses to be held any other way. And the face he makes, it looks as if he was staring off into the sunset from a mountain cliff
In the end it’s either one arm or no cat
fraksken ( @fraksken@infosec.pub ) 2•4 months agoYou got me there
Kiwi ( @Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•4 months agoGottem B)
burgersc12 ( @burgersc12@mander.xyz ) 11•4 months agoFasting? I thought they called this “depression”, at least thats what they keep telling me…
LainTrain ( @LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 10•4 months agoThis but meth
lars ( @lars@lemmy.sdf.org ) 2•4 months ago“Don’t wanna eat (or sleep (or have teeth))? Try some She’s A Hot Meth™ brand meth¹ today!”
- Side effects may include loss of weight, erection, will to live.
Snot Flickerman ( @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English9•4 months agoThe weed is finally cheap enough for this to be true.
frezik ( @frezik@midwest.social ) 8•4 months agoOr you invent weird things to eat. Like Butter Vodka, which is made like this:
- Take a full stick of cold butter out of the fridge and put it in a Colin’s glass
- Pour vodka over it
- Enjoy
Third step is optional, and arguably, asperational.
Anyway, that’s how my brain works on THC. Some would say even without THC.
Vespair ( @Vespair@lemm.ee ) 7•4 months ago“Don’t want to cook?”
Never
“Don’t want to do the dishes after cooking?”
Permanently.
ShaggySnacks ( @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ) English7•4 months agoDon’t smoke weed too not to cook. Weed gives you the munchies. Try smoking crack. You’ll definitely don’t want want to cook after that.
michael_palmer ( @michael_palmer@lemmy.sdf.org ) 5•4 months agoHas anyone tried eating raw potatoes? My favorite food from childhood.
michael_palmer ( @michael_palmer@lemmy.sdf.org ) 1•4 months agoI usually steal a few raw potatoes while my wife is cooking some potato dish. I have never had any digestive problems. But the taste is unique, not bitter at all, as described in the article.
LinkOpensChest.wav ( @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 4•4 months agoIt just puts me to sleep, which works great for occasional insomnia
Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 2•4 months ago… you guys don’t raw-dog your daily staring at the wall? Need weed? Skill issue. (In the sense that you are skilled enough to make you life that little bit better)