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- fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) 34•3 months ago
I love how JS is just a mutant blob of flesh.
- jonesy ( @jonesy@aussie.zone ) 13•3 months ago
Kanedaaa
- noddy ( @noddy@beehaw.org ) 4•3 months ago
Should’ve made s typescript one, that is a mutant blob of flesh with a life jacket on it.
- owen ( @owen@lemmy.ca ) 23•3 months ago
This is awesome. Rust wearing full plate armor to dinner is hilarious… Also what’s up with Scala? lmao
- tatterdemalion ( @tatterdemalion@programming.dev ) 6•3 months ago
I assume Scala is like a “gateway” (drug) to functional programming by way of also supporting imperative and object oriented paradigms.
- BatmanAoD ( @BatmanAoD@programming.dev ) 3•3 months ago
Probably more importantly, it runs on the JVM and is designed to interoperate with existing Java code. (FWIW, I actually think they made a major mistake in how they handle
null
Java objects, and that Kotlin did better here; but Kotlin is much newer.)- tatterdemalion ( @tatterdemalion@programming.dev ) 1•3 months ago
Oh good point I totally forgot it’s a JVM lang.
- owen ( @owen@lemmy.ca ) 1•3 months ago
Ouuu. This makes sense to me, well thought
- Haus ( @Haus@kbin.social ) 10•3 months ago
My experience in going from C to C++ was different: if you’re not converting everything from mallocs with custom addressing systems to the collections framework, you’re not living.
- Jajcus ( @Jajcus@kbin.social ) 7•3 months ago
My experience with C++ was when C++ was a relatively new thing. Practically the only notable feature provided by the standard library, was that unholy abuse of bit shift operators for I/O. No standard collections or any other data types.
And every compiler would consider something else a valid C++ code or interpret the same code differently.
I am little bit prejudiced since then… and that is probably where the author is coming from too.
Then things were just getting more complicated (templates and other new syntax quirks), to fill the holes in attempts to make C a ‘high level language’.
- Adanisi ( @Adanisi@lemmy.zip ) English1•3 months ago
Yeah wtf is up with the overridden bitshifts? Was Stroustroup drunk?
- tatterdemalion ( @tatterdemalion@programming.dev ) 6•3 months ago
Erlang really is the necromancer’s language.
Why is Swift… like that?
- cicadagen ( @cicadagen@ani.social ) 6•3 months ago
Thanks for a good morning laugh!
- nieceandtows ( @nieceandtows@programming.dev ) 4•3 months ago
So, what makes Haskell god tier?
- CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ) 9•3 months ago
I think it’s more the idea of being an abstract ideal. It’s totally pure and often mathematical.
- Bonehead ( @Bonehead@kbin.social ) 6•3 months ago
Nothing…that’s just how they perceive themselves.
- noddy ( @noddy@beehaw.org ) 2•3 months ago
IMO the ackchyually guy would be a better fit for Haskell. “Ackchyually monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors!”
- CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ) 3•3 months ago
This is epic.
Can anyone explain Java, PHP and Perl to me?
- maniel ( @maniel@beehaw.org ) 3•3 months ago
Guess PHP is a server…
- CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ) 1•3 months ago
That seems to be the consensus. That’s pretty weak, salad people, you know you could have done better.
- pfm ( @pfm@scribe.disroot.org ) 3•3 months ago
I love Lisp dialects!