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Oiconomia ( Oiconomia@feddit.de )  to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 years ago

Can I lick it? Yes you can.

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Can I lick it? Yes you can.

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Oiconomia ( Oiconomia@feddit.de )  to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • 5714 ( 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Geography: You can try, but it’s gonna take you a while.

    Cartography: “Would you not lick my maps, please?”

    History: Fuck You.

    Sociology: Allowed and encouraged in some fields, others… better not.

    Economics: “Is Human Resources there?”

    Medicine: “Next, please.” or “Don’t, please.”

    Civil engineering: Go ahead, eat the dirt.

    Law: Go to jail.

    Political science: Could you please do this somewhere else?

  • AlsaValderaan ( AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Electronics: Only the low voltage side.

    • Oiconomia ( Oiconomia@feddit.de ) OP
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      Lick the null and keep on with your life. Lick the phase and suffer. Lick two phases and die.

  • growsomethinggood () ( growsomethinggood@reddthat.com ) 
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    Physics clubs always pull out the liquid nitrogen ice cream, so licking is an option!

    • HonorableScythe ( HonorableScythe@lemm.ee ) 
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      As long as it’s the ice cream you’re licking and not the liquid nitrogen.

  • pirrrrrrrr ( pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Software engineering… If you can lick it, you spelled “click” wrong. And that’s why your code won’t compile, you complete failure.

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  • cally ( callyral@pawb.social ) 
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    Chemistry + licking = cooking

    • charolastra ( charolastra@programming.dev ) 
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      Well I’ll be…! I wonder if that’s how they came up with the word?

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    And then there is NileRed, who does lick the chemistry He does.

  • jabathekek ( jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    i had to link it, no choice rlly

    • SwampYankee ( SwampYankee@mander.xyz ) 
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      You beat me to it, but I’ll also add this other obligatory link.

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    Medicine: In here? Sure, that’s how you get c diff, staph, e coli…

  • peak_dunning_krueger ( peak_dunning_krueger@feddit.de ) 
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    Philosophy:

    “That depends on your definitions, some may call philosophy a science, others may not, what do you think? Can you lick the philosophy?”

    • NeatNit ( NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      There is philosophy in everything. Any time you lick anything, you lick philosophy. Even if you lick nothing, you lick philosophy.

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        is my toungue staying inside my mouth licking the inside of the mouth? does that mean it’s also licking philosophy?

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    Comp sci and software engineering is pretty much the same thing

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    I’d also lick your anus

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    You on the lab safety committee, Tip?

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    Just here to voice my appreciation for the ATCQ title.

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