“Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember that if you’re a gold, emerald or platinum member of the DOJ, you might be eligible up to a 40% discount on your next bond.”

EDIT: …and for those of you that control five justices, our “Commit Today, Pay Never” plan is available for any federal offenses that may apply.

Did you just reply to my post with my own comment from my own duplicate post? Nice.