I’ll choose 3, 5, and 7.
I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!
I would be content even if it gets chilled and tastes like filtered spring water.
But water is already my favourite drink tho
Sparkling water in mine, so drinking water without having to sodastream it makes it even better!
TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS
TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O’ DEM BIG ONES
- $20
- Pizza master chef
- No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)
I’d also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.
Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I’d avoid that one
I don’t really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I’ll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.
why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it
breasts by dre
5, 8, 9
Water already is my favorite drink.
Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I’d probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It’s effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know
Alright, Cat build lets go. GImme the ears and tail, the catspeech, and the no sleep.
I’ll take 60 dollars.
Black and blue because I live in a capitalist wasteland and need the competitive edge. Water is my favorite drink and I already talk with cats so I’m not sure what my 3rd pick should be.
Become the pizza master chef
Working in the service industry is so rough though…
Who says it has to be your job? Could just be flipping p’s at home
$20
Don’t Sleep
People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.
P.S. Jokes on you I’m already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.
Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.
I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20… I’ll take the $20 three times please!!
Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.
I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.
I don’t need 1, I already have ears
These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:
Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction
I’d change 20 dollars for pizza chef, you can probably easily sell $20 of pizza, and then it’s all upside









