First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).
It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
“That move has left me wide open”
“I see you’ve played the Frenchman’s cumsock”
“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
I’ll be black this time.
Google it.
Holy hell!
You can say anything you fucking want in either context.
i’m going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i
and i’m going to moan and say i’m cumming the next time i’m about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess
You could also say, for instance, “I believe the autumn’s coming in late this year”, and what’s he going to do? Stop you?
lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he’d say something like “actually i’m pretty sure winter’s coming” before he does
Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man’s got a mind like a steel trap
Holy hell
White knight takes black queen.
There’s no way you came up with that move yourself, you’re cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let’s get interesting.
That’s not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
“What I’m about to do is a pro-gamer move”
There’s a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.
Nice breasts