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roon ( roon@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 年前

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  • starman ( starman@programming.dev ) 
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    1. It’s Java
  • EunieIsTheBus ( EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de ) 
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    Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.

    • Solivine ( solivine@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      Technically 102 if you include the one already said

      • EunieIsTheBus ( EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de ) 
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        No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated

        • Solivine ( solivine@sopuli.xyz ) 
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          It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.

  • Chaotic Entropy ( ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk ) 
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    Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.

  • 30p87 ( 30p87@feddit.de ) 
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    print(‘I am sorry’*100)

    Edit: print(‘I am sorry\n’*100) ffs

    • OmnipotentEntity ( OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org ) 
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      I am sorryI am sorryI am sorryI…

  • Turing spider ( turing_spider574@lemm.ee ) 
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    1. She asked for “I’m sorry” and the program would print " I am sorry" (if it actually worked lol)
  • ChaoticNeutralCzech ( ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ) 
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    Formatting

    Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:

    R E D   H A T
    

    becomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.

    I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.

  • baseless_discourse ( baseless_discourse@mander.xyz ) 
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    deleted by creator

  • Lifter ( Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    102 times if you count the one before the code.

  • Gabu ( Gabu@lemmy.ml ) 
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    From the tone of the first message, I’m guessing that’s not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.

  • Zellith ( Zellith@kbin.social ) 
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    As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!

  • CarrotsHaveEars ( racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Say I’m sorry hundred times before I will forgive you

    Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.

    • Gabu ( Gabu@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Nah, anyone that’s childish enough to ask something like that isn’t worth the effort.

  • lowleveldata ( lowleveldata@programming.dev ) 
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    Leave me I’m angry.

    Who speaks like this?

    • Omid Mnz ( omidmnz@programming.dev ) 
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      Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II

    • Lmaydev ( Lmaydev@programming.dev ) 
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      Maybe non native speaker. If you add “alone” in there it sounds fine.

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