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hydroptic ( hydroptic@sopuli.xyz )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Polly wants a deliverable

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Polly wants a deliverable

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hydroptic ( hydroptic@sopuli.xyz )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • Westcoastdg ( Westcoastdg@lemmy.ca ) 
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    When I see posts like this I just remember those old crotchety engineers who would gripe about “scrum bad”, then would absolutely refuse to participate in collaborative planning activities with their fellow teammates. They tended to be the primary source of bad vibes and work breakdowns

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      3 years ago

      Found the project manager

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        2 years ago

        They’ll be all replaced by simple AIs

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      Yeah scrums are great, and just somehow every single company that has them is doing them wrong, it is everyone else’s fault.

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        So we agree that copy pasting team culture, rather than giving the actual humans agency over the way that they organize themselves, is bad? Scrum is the name of a meeting, not one specific thing, it was just an example

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