- Excrubulent ( @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ) English95•5 months ago
To be fair if someone yelled “good morning officer” I’d look up too, because that’s just a weird thing to hear and I’d want to know where the cops were.
Fair, but you’ve gotta admit that guy is either a cop or a youth pastor
- Excrubulent ( @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ) English45•5 months ago
Also fair, the unique combo of boombox, shorts, air jordan tee and pulled up socks is particularly uncanny. I would’ve assumed the boombox had been sitting in an evidence locker since 1982 if it wasn’t for the blue LEDs.
- Catoblepas ( @Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 74•6 months ago
Hello fellow fare jumpers, please look directly into my hat and speak clearly!
- rmuk ( @rmuk@feddit.uk ) English4•5 months ago
You’re a loose cannon, Officer Meow Meow McFuzzyface.
- loops ( @loops@beehaw.org ) English58•5 months ago
LMAO is that a boombox?!
Bro is stuck in 1984
- dan42O ( @dan42O@infosec.pub ) 18•5 months ago
It a double cassette player. Word.
- yuri ( @yuri@pawb.social ) 11•5 months ago
tapehead knowledge of yore says double the decks means half the quality
- kingthrillgore ( @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ) 13•5 months ago
What I don’t get is why doesn’t MTA NYC just fix their fucking turnstiles to stop fare dodging?!
- Transporter Room 3 ( @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ) 12•5 months ago
But then they don’t get to use force and cherry pick who they persecute.
- 0xD ( @0xD@infosec.pub ) 6•5 months ago
And then you have Austria where that just doesn’t exist, there are just periodical controls in the vehicles or when coming out lol. In my entire life I was checked maybe three or four times!
- outer_spec ( @outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 9•5 months ago
legit thought this was scout tf2
- Alsjemenou ( @Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ) Nederlands7•5 months ago
And his name? John Titor
- Signtist ( @Signtist@lemm.ee ) 3•5 months ago
That’s not an IBM 5100…
- Zangoose ( @Zangoose@lemmy.one ) 1•5 months ago
An unprompted steins;gate reference in the wild? Amazing
- TheFriar ( @TheFriar@lemm.ee ) 6•5 months ago
I have to assume the bars are covering up the sweatband that is surely on his wrist.
- Kowowow ( @Kowowow@lemmy.ca ) 5•5 months ago
Looks like my old boss kafir
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English2•5 months ago
If someone yelled anything, I’d probably look. People don’t usually yell in public. If I heard someone yell “hey, jackass” I’d wanna see who the jackass is.