It’s on you for hiring catgirls and thinking they would clean. Obviously all they’re going to do is knock your shit off your desk. You should have hired a…I dunno…bower birdgirl.

guess I’ll have to negotiate with the catboy maid union

Of course one does not PAY for the gay; it’s a fringe benefit.

I’d pay for them to just be gay, if I had money.

Is it just me, or are those the Evangelion kids? (Asuka, Kaworu, Shinji, and Rei, more specifically.)

(you can resume being gay after the house is clean)