- Cloaca ( @Cloaca@mtgzone.com ) English34•5 months ago
A wopping $8,675,309!
- MystikIncarnate ( @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ) English6•5 months ago
Nice reference.
Yo mamma’s so old her phone number is 1
- Theme ( @Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 17•5 months ago
Hello mister. I would have one money, because she has one phone number. Thank you for asking. I love you xoxo
Drat, got me!
Here’s your one money kind stranger: 💰
- SturgiesYrFase ( @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ) 13•5 months ago
Significantly more than I have now
- mokus ( @mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 12•5 months ago
None, it’d be my mom’s money
- key ( @key@lemmy.keychat.org ) English9•5 months ago
I would have negative 8144.
- Uriel238 [all pronouns] ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 8•5 months ago
Nice try, buster. She’s married.
Well, if that ever changes, have her call:
1+ (719) 266-2837
- Uriel238 [all pronouns] ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English3•5 months ago
1+ (719) 266-2837
But I can’t go for that. No.
No can do.
- Dept ( @dept@lemmy.sdf.org ) 7•5 months ago
1,189,998,819,991,197,253
- u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( @user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) English6•5 months ago
Nearly 422 billions (with country code).
- Manucode ( @manucode@feddit.de ) 5•5 months ago
€ 32,168 isn’t THAT much, especially if you have to pay rent in Munich.
- plactagonic ( @plactagonic@beehaw.org ) 5•5 months ago
0118 999 881 999 119 725
- plactagonic ( @plactagonic@beehaw.org ) 7•5 months ago
3
- AVincentInSpace ( @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) English4•5 months ago
it seems like an oddly specific question but i feel like i can trust Bruce Campbell. He only ever plays extremely trustworthy characters
- Honytawk ( @Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) 4•5 months ago
I feel like the question is badly worded, because that would mean you add the money you already have to the phone number, defeating the purpose.
- timothyhay ( @timothyhay@lemmy.timothyhay.org ) English4•5 months ago
Around 2,484,345,508 whole entire dollars!
- setVeryLoud(true); ( @isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ) 3•5 months ago
Oakland county native, huh
- WolfLink ( @WolfLink@lemmy.ml ) 3•5 months ago
More than 10 billion