- kbal ( @kbal@fedia.io ) 123•5 months ago
As well as Denuvo please also make it rely on Windows-only bugs so that we can be extra sure that those dirty Linux users are kept away, and it’s not fair that foreigners get to enjoy things in their own language so make sure there’s no localization for other countries. And I’d rather not have to know that disabled people can also play so make sure there’s none of that “accessibility” crap in there slowing things down. And I heard that telemetry makes everything better so please make sure it records everything we do and reports it all back to headquarters, that really makes games better. Also it’d be nice if there were more ads to keep us entertained while it loads. Okay thanks. You guys are doing a great job. — Signed, a perfectly normal user
- Kraiden ( @Kraiden@kbin.run ) 32•5 months ago
signed, Hugh Mann
- Zozano ( @Zozano@aussie.zone ) English96•5 months ago
Back when I was maybe seven years old I went to this kids birthday party. I got him an ant farm with tubes.
Later on when all the kids were playing together in his room without adults, he pulled the roll of clear plastic tubing out of ant farm box, he shoved one end up his ass and then started sucking on the other end.
It’s nice to know that he is still alive and tweeting.
- Vent ( @Vent@lemm.ee ) English13•5 months ago
I’m having a hard time envisioning the flexibility required to make that work. It couldn’t have been both at the ends at the same time? Also, did this kid just get naked in front of everyone at their party? To each their own, I guess.
- Zozano ( @Zozano@aussie.zone ) English16•5 months ago
The clear plastic tubing was packaged in a roll, to be cut at whatever length the ant farmer wanted, so it was long enough to do standing up.
He didn’t get naked, just put his hand down his pants. It was evident that he placed it either on his butthole, or up it, based on the effort he was taking.
- Vent ( @Vent@lemm.ee ) English2•5 months ago
Ah, that makes sense. I was thinking more like a mini-m&m tube.
- Excrubulent ( @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ) English8•5 months ago
It’s his party and he’ll strip if he wants to.
- NetherFalcon ( @NetherFalcon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English78•5 months ago
This has to be bait lmao
- haui ( @haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com ) English34•5 months ago
Absolutely. Either that or the person was literally born yesterday.
- NetherFalcon ( @NetherFalcon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English5•5 months ago
fr, i’ll stick with the former tbh
- Plume (She/Her) ( @Plume@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English67•5 months ago
Damn. Consumerism really rots your brain, doesn’t it.
- NetherFalcon ( @NetherFalcon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English3•5 months ago
yuup.
- Glide ( @Glide@lemmy.ca ) English63•5 months ago
“Fuck them, I’ve got mine” pro-capitalist mindset in the wild.
- BioDriver ( @BioDriver@beehaw.org ) English52•5 months ago
Gabe Newell: “We think there is a fundamental misconception about piracy. Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem. If a pirate offers a product anywhere in the world, 24 x 7, purchasable from the convenience of your personal computer, and the legal provider says the product is region-locked, will come to your country 3 months after the US release, and can only be purchased at a brick and mortar store, then the pirate’s service is more valuable.”
- DudeDudenson ( @DudeDudenson@lemmings.world ) English16•5 months ago
Steam pulled regional pricing from my country not so long ago. You bet your ass sales went way down and people who were buying games because it was easier just went back to pirating them at that point.
Like you expect someone in south America who makes a tenth of what someone in the US makes to pay the same prices (actually more than the same since this country has like 70% tax on “imported” digital services), get real
- Linnce ( @Linnce@lemmy.ml ) English4•5 months ago
I wish the steam deck was available in my country
- DragonOracleIX ( @DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml ) English50•5 months ago
I wonder if they would still hold that opinion if they were locked out of a game they paid $70 for, while the ones that got it for “free” can play it without any restrictions. Piracy is just as much a service issue as it is a money issue.
- KomfortablesKissen ( @KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ) English5•5 months ago
They already are throwing punches because they noticed people being less gullible than them. I’m guessing this would result in a “double down”, like “The developers wouldn’t have to kill this game if the pirates would have bought it.”
- DragonOracleIX ( @DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml ) English3•5 months ago
I wasn’t referring to games being shut down. I was referring to how denuvo stops you from playing the game if it has issues phoning home for whatever reason. My hatred for denuvo began when it locked me out of monster hunter for 24 hours the one time I wanted to come back to playing it.
- KomfortablesKissen ( @KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ) English4•5 months ago
Ah, well, same spiel though. Also, fuck Denuvo.
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English41•5 months ago
This just seems like an average troll. If the goal is to make everyone angry, it makes sense.
- EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English32•5 months ago
“If I have to be miserable, so does everyone else.”
Yup, that’s the kind of mindset a lot of these kinds of people have.
- Dr. Unabart ( @Unabart@lemmy.sdf.org ) English28•5 months ago
That seems to be written by a child.
- fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) English25•5 months ago
Imagine simping for a billion-dollar corporation. I mean, I love Sony games, Uncharted, Horizon, Spider-Man, but I am not going to defend them. Their lives must be really awesome, if they stoop to simping to a corporation.
- meseek #2982 ( @ultratiem@lemmy.ca ) English24•5 months ago
This dude woke up and decided, blood.
- Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼 ( @Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English20•5 months ago
- guts ( @guts@lemmy.ml ) English19•5 months ago
Highly likely it is a bot
- Icalasari ( @Icalasari@fedia.io ) 19•5 months ago
And then piracy will be the only way to play as people do NOT like to deal with Denuvo (and for good reason)