Sorry, man. Can’t come over tonight, I’m working overtime at the hotdog factory, putting bones in these wieners
- HakFoo ( @HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org ) 42•5 months ago
So the Nippon Ham company is starting with sausages with bones, and working their way up to the perfectly round cylinder of roasted meat with a large straight bone through the centre that anime and video games have teased us with for decades.
Gotta start somewhere.
- refalo ( @refalo@programming.dev ) 2•5 months ago
Japan wouldn’t know real ham if it oinked in their face.
The best thing you can get over there is “raw ham” like prosciutto which is disgusting to me.
Good, crispy bacon is also completely foreign to them. Although Costco does sell some imported American stuff.
- SternburgExport ( @SternburgExport@feddit.de ) 11•5 months ago
I also got a bone in my wiener.
IN MY PANTS!
- Feydaikin ( @Faydaikin@beehaw.org ) 8•5 months ago
Oh, my poor deformed friend…
- Rose Thorne(She/Her) ( @NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ) 5•5 months ago
Hey, baculum are common among multiple species!
They could just be a highly intelligent raccoon who has been shamed into wearing pants by their human peers due to social pressures.
- XTL ( @XTL@sopuli.xyz ) 4•5 months ago
On the internet nobody knows you’re a dog. Unless you tip them off.
- Cyrus Draegur ( @Draegur@lemm.ee ) English10•5 months ago
Plump fingers with grody nails
- derpster ( @derpster@lemmy.myserv.one ) 5•5 months ago
i was wondering if i was the only one who didn’t think that the gray/brown bones were gross looking. lol
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English8•5 months ago
Aka the Weiner bone ;)
- KamikazeRusher ( @KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee ) 6•5 months ago
No thanks, I prefer my hotdogs 🅱️ONELESS
- Phuntis ( @phuntis@lemm.ee ) English5•5 months ago
docking
A sound plan