Nathan Pyle is always right
I see ice-cream this tall and think:
YOU ARE DOOMED BY YOUR HUBRIS.
DO NOT DELAY FOR SMILES OR RECORD KEEPING.
EAT YOUR TASTY TREAT CAREFULLY BEFORE GRAVITY MAKES A FOOL OF YOU.Nathan Pyle, the guy who said abortion should be illegal because he and his wife don’t think they would ever get one
There is an ice cream chain in Quebec called ‘les chocolats favoris’ who make a cone that is in line with this.

My favourite!
Les chocolats favoris my beloved
This is why you get a half kid size for your toddler.
Watching that much soft serve go into a 2yo, with the resulting crazyness 5minutes later is not cool.
Hmmm, if this were in proportion to body volume then it may lead to an infinite cycle of the ice cream getting larger -> the body getting larger -> the icecream getting larger -> etc. Depending on the frequency of course.
Who?
pfft Randall would have commented on the disproportionate volume increase
Does the adult’s volume not increase disproportionally compared to the toddler, as well?
as well as what?
As well as the adult’s ice cream volume. The volume of the person, as well as the volume of the snack
Costco for a while sold large ice cream bars from their cantina. While not proportionately larger they did help with the disappointment I felt going to DQ decades later to notice the cone was much smaller than the last time.
How do you think I got so fat?
I’ve had this an it’s just as amazing as it sounds.
beh dairy
the cows may remain unbothered and keep their milk for their own offspring. i wish for a proportional amount of frozen oat treat please
I love those days where I just endlessly scroll a community, and come upon a post I wanna comment on, without noticing the post is ancient hahaha
I do agree with you though, Ben and Jerry’s has a vegan ice cream that is fucking Heaven on earth.
Also, no need to call it anything but ice cream! (I’m referring to you calling it frozen oat treat). Peanut can be butter, vegan ice cream is ice cream, oat milk is milk. Don’t fall for propaganda marketing of rich fucks that want to hold on to their markets ❤️
oh damn, how did i land here? it will take me years to get back up to the new posts ;w;










