- key ( @key@lemmy.keychat.org ) English57•4 months ago
He forgot to include “- Can recognize satire”
- jlow (he/him) ( @jlow@beehaw.org ) 30•4 months ago
Yeah, this has to be satire, right? Right?
- Prunebutt ( @Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ) 20•4 months ago
My Poe’s law detector is flipping out rn.
- Gormadt ( @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 9•4 months ago
You’d hope so but it aligns way too close to a lot of the “trad wife” types for me to be too sure
- skulblaka ( @skulblaka@startrek.website ) 5•4 months ago
That just means it’s good satire
- HappyFrog ( @HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•4 months ago
Nah, good satire can be recognized as satire. This is indistinguishable from what some manosphere dudes post.
- abbiistabbii ( @abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 32•4 months ago
This man is basically saying out loud “Don’t date me, I just want a servant I can fuck.”
- schnick ( @schnick@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 13•4 months ago
Oh and one that looks nice on pictures or at events.
- python ( @python@programming.dev ) 8•4 months ago
Ah, a Bangmaid!
- Kidplayer_666 ( @Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ) 22•4 months ago
Vaping would be a deal breaker for me. Besides being douchy, I just plain don’t like it, just how I hate smoking. Piercings I probably wouldn’t like outa taste, but someone who can think for themselves is a must otherwise I’d get bored quickly. Not being able to cook would be somewhat problematic as I can’t cook well either, soooo…
- jlow (he/him) ( @jlow@beehaw.org ) 21•4 months ago
You can learn to cook together 😻
- absGeekNZ ( @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ) English6•4 months ago
The type of person that wants someone that can’t think for them selves…isn’t really that high on the mental flag pole of life.
But the saying is code for a bunch of stuff, I really doubt that they mean they are searching for someone with severe brain damage and has trouble performing even the basic functions of life.
- S_H_K ( @S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 17•4 months ago
“Can think for herself”
Give this man an inflatable fuckdoll - stepan ( @stepan@lemmy.cafe ) English16•4 months ago
This is a satire, right?
- caboose2006 ( @caboose2006@lemmy.ca ) 15•4 months ago
Lots of these are on my list of wants in a partner. Give me a tatt’d up sailor mouthed gym rat any day of the week. Driver’s license optional.
- Neato ( @Neato@ttrpg.network ) English12•4 months ago
This person needs to hire a cook and get a sex doll. Actually scratch that, door dash. He’s way too fucked to interact with other humans. I feel bad for anyone in his life.
- Norah - She/They ( @princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English9•4 months ago
I choose to believe he’s counting backwards from 10, and I got 12/14 so I’m gonna call my score -1/10 and hope guys like this avoid me 😂
Only missed 500 IG followers and hugging the bouncer. But I like to think I’d hug a nice bouncer :)
- aiden ( @aiden@lemm.ee ) 8•4 months ago
Yes people this is satire is obvious. Get off the Internet a bit
- Juno ( @Juno@beehaw.org ) 3•4 months ago
I’ve met people who feel this way 100% I don’t feel sure it’s satire.
They will literally tell me they’re “better than me, because I’m a woman. And men are just better than women”
^direct quote
Some guys and oddly some women are into it. I don’t get it either but they exist
- yetAnotherUser ( @yetAnotherUser@feddit.de ) 1•4 months ago
Why would a woman tell you she’s better than herself though
- ToastedPlanet ( @ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English7•4 months ago
People hold these views. The fact he’s trolling doesn’t exclude him from holding some or all of them. Whether he holds these views or not isn’t relevant to understanding these views. Here are some reasons why a conservative man would hold these views.
These threaten his religious sensibilities:
- Use of profanity or vulgar language
- Any piercings
- Vapes
- Hugs the bouncer on a night out
- Skimpy clothing
- Tattoos
- Atheist
These threaten traditional roles for women, which he needs to deny women access to public life and define his own masculinity:
- Over 500 followers on IG
- Has a twitter account (Other microblogging platforms do count)
- Cannot cook
These threaten his masculinity because he associates them with men:
- Knows what a barbell is
- Been to more than 3 countries
These threaten the dependence that he thinks women should have on him and all the other reasons apply to these as well:
- Has a drivers license
- Can think for herself
- AItoothbrush ( @AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ) English6•4 months ago
Bro like 3/4 of that list are requirements for me or neutral.
- Smorty [she/her] ( @Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•4 months ago
For some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.
- lightnsfw ( @lightnsfw@reddthat.com ) 1•4 months ago
The only ones that really bother me are the ones that go through the center part of their nose like a cartoon bull. I can’t stop thinking about them getting crusty when you have a runny nose and it grosses me out.
- Smorty [she/her] ( @Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•4 months ago
Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it’s weird how these through the nose ones are so popular…
- anton ( @anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•4 months ago
You should curse more just to be save.
- Leate_Wonceslace ( @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•4 months ago
This dude hates attractive women who can’t cook.
- wazzupdog (they/them) ( @wazzupdog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•4 months ago
Let’s see, I’m:
Profane
I hug bouncers(if i regular somewhere, or if they seem like they need/want a hug[hugs cheer lots of people up])
Im the only goddess i worship.
i love driving
i have been thinking for myself my whole life
i used to lift/work out when i was in a desk job
ive been to like 12 countries.
guess ill have to tell the guys im a 1 and that they are out of my league, LMAO.