- AllNewTypeFace ( @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ) 40•4 months ago
Tell me you live in America without saying you live in America…
- FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 25•4 months ago
This is the kinda job I like to get just to fuck with management.
- ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє ( @SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ) 5•4 months ago
I need your drive, man. I work at a university. People are mostly nice, but I still get annoyed with it.
- FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 10•4 months ago
Nah, you gotta pull this shit as a part timer unless you’re already retired/independently wealthy. Don’t fuck with your actual career or income.
- ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє ( @SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ) 3•4 months ago
I didn’t mean that I’d do it. Just that it takes energy to be able to deal with annoying people, even if you’re fucking with them.
- FartsWithAnAccent ( @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ) 3•4 months ago
I find that there’s a certain glee in getting paid to troll awful people.
- BurningRiver ( @BurningRiver@beehaw.org ) 25•4 months ago
7/10 meme, I got a chuckle when I saw “mandatory voluntary “
- Annoyed_🦀 ( @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ) 22•4 months ago
Ahh yes, voluntary mandatory, just like life imprisonment death sentence.
- Technus ( @Technus@lemmy.zip ) 14•4 months ago
Pour one out this Memorial day for anyone stuck working for such a massive powertripping cunt as the one that wrote this.
I bet they’re also the type to loudly exclaim “no one wants to work anymore” when no one answers their calls at 4 in the morning.
- bufalo1973 ( @bufalo1973@lemmy.ml ) 12•4 months ago
The appropriate answer to that is the full staff making a chorus and singing to the bosses “FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU! WE’RE LEEEEAVING!”
- LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 12•4 months ago
Sounds like the company needs to increase its bus factor. Luckily, I can help the company by not doing any of this nonsense, to pressure execs into hiring more staff so that the team is robust enough to weather a catastrophe.
- don ( @don@lemm.ee ) 9•4 months ago
Whoever wrote that can go fuck themselves with a 40-grit sandpaper dildo made from a red hot curling iron.
- littletranspunk ( @littletranspunk@lemmus.org ) English8•4 months ago
On call rules AND on call pay, or STFU. Your staffing problem isn’t my problem and I can contact legal authorities if you do write me up for having my phone off or just not coming in.
- misspacific ( @misspacific@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 7•4 months ago
every time someone tried to call me in i would say i’ve had alcoholic drinks; they shut up pretty quick after that.
- kingthrillgore ( @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ) 7•4 months ago
Good luck with keeping people hired 🙂
- ɔiƚoxɘup ( @Quexotic@infosec.pub ) 3•4 months ago
This is why playing outer planets is traumatizing.
- Deme ( @Deme@sopuli.xyz ) 2•4 months ago
Go team!
- magnetosphere ( @magnetosphere@fedia.io ) 1•4 months ago
So much passive aggressiveness and cynicism in just two words. I’m impressed.