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I love how this artist has two series; one with a different setup for the same punchline every time, and one with the same setup for a different punchline every time.
Who wouldn’t that work on? Pizza, wine, PJs
I love the attention to detail in the armor. It looks straight from 15th century Germany (well, the area eventually known as Germany)
Sirens: Come listen to our sweet songs, look at our gorgeous bodies
Asexual sea captain: Nah thanks, I’m good
Sirens: Oh okay
Sirens: Some sea captain you are. The last ship that wrecked here, the captain told me you were too weak even to fight a siren
Asexual sea captain steering toward the rocks while reciting the navy seal copypasta: