- lolola ( @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English16•4 months ago
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. My life is in your hands, dude.
- kibiz0r ( @kibiz0r@midwest.social ) English15•4 months ago
You’re out of your element, 3PO.
- NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) English14•4 months ago
That means that I don’t work, I don’t fly an x-wing, I don’t fucking ride in an x-wing, I don’t herd nerfs, I don’t turn on the bacta tank, and I sure as shit DON’T FUCKING PODRACE on Life Day!
How do you blow up a death star Walter?
- JokeDeity ( @JokeDeity@lemm.ee ) English12•4 months ago
God damn you Han! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Hoth? What the fuck, has anything got to do with Hoth? What the fuck are you talking about?
I’m sorry man I’m sorry.
Fuck it dude let’s go Podracing.
- Snot Flickerman ( @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English9•4 months ago
Oh please, dear? For your information, the Galactic Courts of Justice have roundly rejected prior restraint.
Look man this isn’t a New Republic thing.
- DuffmanOfTheCosmos ( @DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org ) English7•4 months ago
I am the Womprat
- KingJalopy ( @KingJalopy@lemm.ee ) English3•4 months ago
Shut the fuck up duffman!
- JokeDeity ( @JokeDeity@lemm.ee ) English2•4 months ago
This put the biggest goddamn smile on my face. I love this thread so much.
- Hadriscus ( @Hadriscus@lemm.ee ) English7•4 months ago
Rebels. Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of the Empire, at least it’s an ethos
- DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) English2•4 months ago
I was going to say, “Woah, the Rebels had an ethos,” but now that I think about it nihilists have an ethos too. Whoosh, I guess.
- MajorHavoc ( @MajorHavoc@programming.dev ) English3•4 months ago
You want a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm? I can get you a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm by the end of the day!
- Hyphlosion ( @Hyphlosion@donphan.social ) 2•4 months ago
Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!