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Guntrigger ( @Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz ) English71•20 days agoMORTIFIED. So thoroughly distressed he got his picture taken to be in the Mail.
smeg ( @smeg@feddit.uk ) English12•20 days agoA classic !compoface@feddit.uk
lars ( @lars@lemmy.sdf.org ) English40•20 days agoThere is nothing wrong with, and everything right about, small penises. The more we mock men’s behavior and bodies, the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.
All penises are good. Sometimes the people attached are awful.
Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.
Halosheep ( @Halosheep@lemm.ee ) English16•20 days agoThis is some small titty energy.
… It doesn’t hit the same.
kralk ( @kralk@lemm.ee ) English21•20 days agoGirls with small titties don’t overcompensate by buying land rovers
yetAnotherUser ( @yetAnotherUser@feddit.de ) English7•19 days agoDoes anyone with any particular body characteristic overcompensate by purchasing a land rover or it it just meant to mock them by associating them with something they, and the person making the association, perceive as negative?
smeg ( @smeg@feddit.uk ) English4•19 days agoI think the idea is that if you feel the need to have a powerful status symbol like a Range Rover or a Porsche then the only explanation is that you just desire the status symbol of “Big Man”. The old joke is then that they feel the need to be a big man because they feel ashamed about something else like having a small willy.
Wahots ( @Wahots@pawb.social ) English3•19 days agoAlternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.
She must have a small vagina?
ArcaneSlime ( @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•19 days agoMore like “mini cruisers are for women without tits” or “Siennas are for fat women,” or something, but you were thinking in the right direction!
chatokun ( @chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English2•19 days agoGenerally vagina size is mostly incels getting it wrong, but since there is lots of body dismorphia with breast size as well as people who they may be trying to attract having sometimes openly stated preferences in it, I’d say chest or ass size which can be similar is more likely.
Not that cars would be the compensation. Oh, how the face looks too, as I’ve definitely seen people accuse women of dressing “slutty” because they’re a “butterface.”
Hugh_Jeggs ( @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ) English2•19 days agothe more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.
Trying to get my head round your logic here, while ignoring your holier-than-thou boringness
You’re saying we persuade people to buy big cars if me mock their penises, or they’re more prone to buy one due to their tiny penis?
WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them] ( @WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today ) English2•19 days agoCis men should have their gender dysphoria treated instead of trying to distract themselves with vanity projects like oversized vehicles. Just because you like their body the way it is doesn’t mean you can dictate what they should want. Nothing wrong with a small penis, but that doesn’t mean everyone has to want that.
Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.
Trans women eggs should probably realize they’re eggs and transition (if that’s feasible where they are and if not, go to somewhere where it is feasible) rather than having dysphoria beards, working out stereotypically masculine muscles groups, and acting hypermasculine to cover-up for their insecurities.
Hugh_Jeggs ( @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ) English6•19 days agoIs it usually at this point in the conversation when people excuse themselves and go talk to the cat instead of you? 😂
DigitalNirvana ( @DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee ) English31•20 days agoWhere can I get these?
kux ( @kux@lemm.ee ) English2•20 days agoThey’re by Foka Wolf: https://www.fokawolf.com/pages/downloads
direct link to pdf: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0721/5687/3008/files/4x4_a3.pdf?v=1679586392
NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) English10•19 days agoNever let them see you cry.
MystikIncarnate ( @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ) English6•19 days agoWait, this isn’t the onion?
LEX ( @Soundhole@lemm.ee ) English4•20 days agoYo man my 2011 Subaru Forester is a 4x4 wtf I already know I’m insecure
ThirdWorldOrder ( @ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee ) English6•20 days agoWhy would a lesbian need a penis enlargement
apotheotic(she/they) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English1•19 days agoTransfemme lesbian maybe?
Zorsith ( @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English4•20 days agoWhat tf does someone need a 4x4 for in the UK? Roads are too narrow over there to begin with to drive american sized douche-wagons (although my memories are from 2010, kinda doubt that’s changed though)
LainTrain ( @LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English4•19 days agoIn Surrey I watch F-150s tear up the streets on a daily basis. I think one day I thought I was going insane because I swear to god I saw three separate Hiluxes (Hili?) on a 5 minute walk.