Did you find this in a lava cave? What a treasure!
My dwarves delved too deeply and too kinky.
Armok is pleased when it chaffes and draws blood.
They’ve been very…naughty.
I see you are heading down for some fun, OP. This is just the invitation.
The foreplay, you say?
What am I looking at here? Sorry I am tired and my vision is blurry, can’t comprehend shit.
Just the funny text describing the divine artifact found. “A large rusted metal thong.”
Gotcha, this post just so happened to pop in my feed (I re-installed lemmy yesterday after like a year). Didn’t realise this was on a game, and the text is super hard to see, like the resolution is low.
Thanks for explaining this to me!
Edit: Ah, so that’s what the “HD” button is for
To be specific, this is Dwarf Fortress. The game procedurally generates most of its content. Rusted metal is one of the potential options for divine metals, which is really good not bad like it sounds.