- u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( @user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) English39•2 months ago
Smelling like shit?
- unalivejoy ( @joyjoy@lemm.ee ) English14•2 months ago
Or piss
- luciole (he/him) ( @luciole@beehaw.org ) 5•2 months ago
Freshly vomited sour milk gets the “baby smell” point across for me.
- qjkxbmwvz ( @qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ) 8•2 months ago
If your baby predominantly smells like shit, you may need to be changing diapers more often…
I hope you and the other folks in this thread saying poo don’t have children you leave smelling like this :) you’re supposed to change them when they do that friend.
I change myself straight away too. Smelling like that sucks. Smelling like baby powder is nice though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( @user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) English3•2 months ago
I change myself straight away too.
🤔
Anyway, I don’t need to bring more people into this world.
I’m incontinent friend. Life sucks, I try to find the silver linings ☺️
- chumbalumber ( @chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 7•2 months ago
Ulcerative colitis 🤝 whatever you have
Shitting myself 😞
Solidarity ✊
- MachineFab812 ( @MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ) 23•2 months ago
I remember people giving Biden shit for smelling his granddaughter’s head, right in that spot in the middle of the scalp that always smells like a newborn baby. People make me so sad for the little wholesome things its obvious they missed out on, so they label it “predatory”.
- qjkxbmwvz ( @qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ) 10•2 months ago
At the hospital, one of the nurses joked that whenever a fellow medical professional walked past a newborn they’d always ask for a hit of that new baby smell. Coke for the neonatal wing of the hospital.
- cerement ( @cerement@slrpnk.net ) 7•2 months ago
just don’t use talc to get that smell
j&j’s is cornstarch these days :3
- Midnitte ( @Midnitte@beehaw.org ) English1•2 months ago
“Kenvue”
- ThelittleDoe ( @ThelittleDoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•2 months ago
yes
- svcg ( @svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 4•2 months ago
Smelling like Teen Spirit:
- belated_frog_pants ( @belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org ) 4•2 months ago
I dont want to smell not-adults.
- Kowowow ( @Kowowow@lemmy.ca ) 4•2 months ago
Wasn’t there an old thing for women’s perfume that they should “smell like the underside of my mistress”