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- sik0fewl ( @sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ) 82•3 months ago
But I play games to escape reality.
- Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) 67•3 months ago
From their Steam page:
Per-person behavior simulation: Each person is different, except they’re all bald.
Fuckin lol 😂
- jol ( @jol@discuss.tchncs.de ) 14•3 months ago
Hope they release a DLC with hair physics for extra realism.
- Blisterexe ( @Blisterexe@lemmy.zip ) 16•3 months ago
And fully rendered teeth
- DAMunzy ( @DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 2•3 months ago
Hurts
- bionicjoey ( @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ) 25•3 months ago
Does this allow you to bulldoze poor/minority neighborhoods in order to build a new highway? If I’m gonna parking lot sim, I want to be able to fully RP as Robert Moses
- Sparky ( @Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 13•3 months ago
I hope they allow us to cut funding to trains and other public transport.
- Elise ( @xilliah@beehaw.org ) 17•3 months ago
Guess what the last commune I lived in was going to become? So, I visited another one to maybe move into and asked around. They said it was also going to be turned into one.
What’s so hilarious about it is that everyone says it in such a matter of fact way. Like: yes, my home and that of my friends will be destroyed, our social group will break apart, and our cultural events that see a lot of visitors will also be a goner. But ya, it’s gonna be a parking lot!
- DAMunzy ( @DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 6•3 months ago
Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
- Elise ( @xilliah@beehaw.org ) 2•3 months ago
Ya but how do you get to paradise without a place to park your car? Checkmate.
- I Cast Fist ( @ICastFist@programming.dev ) 2•3 months ago
And to think that the only unrealistic thing in Victor Vivisector’s characterization was that his enemies were furry teenagers (for those curious, look up Furry Force on youtube)
- Showroom7561 ( @Showroom7561@lemmy.ca ) 11•3 months ago
The screenshot is fake. Everybody knows that massive parking lots are almost always nearly empty! /s
- StarlightDust ( @StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 7•3 months ago
I wonder if it has the feature of being able to introduce bad public transport options where you can stick a train station in the middle of some busy road lanes on each side, put Parkway on the end of the name and call it a day.
- grrgyle ( @grrgyle@slrpnk.net ) 4•3 months ago
I do love playing the bad guy sometimes
- BenchpressMuyDebil ( @BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info ) 1•3 months ago
New genre just dropped, asphaltpunk