Gollum ( genfood@feddit.org ) to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agoWhy spend money on ChatGPT?feddit.orgimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1701
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minus-squareLordTrychon ( LordTrychon@startrek.website ) linkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 years agoOmg lol ‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’
minus-squareblackstrat ( blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk ) linkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 years agoJust add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains
minus-squareLordTrychon ( LordTrychon@startrek.website ) linkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoJust tried this. So fast! This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!
Omg lol
‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’
Just add
AND 1=2to any query for incredible performance gainsJust tried this.
So fast!
This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!