dactylotheca ( @dactylotheca@suppo.fi ) English125•2 months agoDoctor of Computer Science
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yeah that tracks.
Emotet ( @Emotet@slrpnk.net ) 19•2 months agostr(float("100.0")) + "%"
dactylotheca ( @dactylotheca@suppo.fi ) English21•2 months ago WanakaTree ( @WanakaTree@lemm.ee ) 5•2 months agoHaha I’m saving this image
Technus ( @Technus@lemmy.zip ) 65•2 months agosudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot
AmbiguousProps ( @AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today ) English57•2 months agoVery important to not hit enter before clot.
Technus ( @Technus@lemmy.zip ) 26•2 months agoThat’s why you have backups.
some_guy ( @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ) 47•2 months agoYou are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
Otter ( @otter@lemmy.ca ) English17•2 months ago
oo1 ( @oo1@lemmings.world ) English22•2 months agoCan he also fix alzheimer’s by hunting down memory leaks.
ramjambamalam ( @ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca ) 5•2 months agoYeah, he reimplemented it in Java to get garbage collection. The Alzheimer’s is cured but he takes ten minutes to pour a glass of water.
sundray ( @sundray@lemmus.org ) English16•2 months ago“Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!”
finley ( @finley@lemm.ee ) English3•2 months agoThe holistic approach
Andrzej ( @Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one ) 14•2 months agoTop-tier endangerment bait lmao
moosetwin ( @moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English9•2 months agoI wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny
Max Günther ( @guemax@lemmy.today ) Deutsch8•2 months agoHeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It’S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!
PhlubbaDubba ( @PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ) 7•2 months agoSee that’s the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it
jol ( @jol@discuss.tchncs.de ) 5•2 months agoPatient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don’t have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.
ramjambamalam ( @ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca ) 1•2 months agoWhoops, stopped the lungs process instead of the cardiac arrest process.
Actually you really want to restart the heart service, right?
sudo systemd restart heart
PhlubbaDubba ( @PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ) 1•2 months agoDepends on who’s working the terminal, nano vs vim difference
nyan ( @nyan@lemmy.cafe ) English7•2 months agobash: sudo: command not found
After all, we don’t know that he has it installed, especially if he’s running a really old distro.
OpenStars ( @OpenStars@discuss.online ) English6•2 months agoHave you tried magic, like Kadorto?:-)
EmperorHenry ( @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ) 2•2 months agoMD =/= PHD
MD = Doctor
PHD = not a doctor.
dan ( @dan@upvote.au ) 13•2 months agoPhD is literally “Philosophy Doctor” or “Doctor of Philosophy”
Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English4•2 months agoAlso “doctor” means teacher. The specific term for someone who practices medicine is “physician”.
qjkxbmwvz ( @qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ) 12•2 months agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_(title)
As a noun yeah it’s more common in the western world to refer to medical doctors. But its origin is that of teachers, not medical practitioners.
driving_crooner ( @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ) 8•2 months agoNice bait.
DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) 3•2 months agoIs it? Or is it just kinda dumb?