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 graphito   ( @graphito@beehaw.org )  to Jokes and Humor · 1 year ago

Ancient technique to win any lady

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Ancient technique to win any lady

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 graphito   ( @graphito@beehaw.org )  to Jokes and Humor · 1 year ago
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  •  HikingVet   ( @HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Unfortunately, I am not allowed to carry my sword in public in my country.

    •  graphito   ( @graphito@beehaw.org ) OP
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      Yeah me too, that clearly explains our “success” with women

      •  HikingVet   ( @HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 
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        Well, my success is more tied to being aroace and not knowing for a long time. But, the sword would have made things easier.

        •  i_love_FFT   ( @i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml ) 
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          My weapon is choice is a flail, what do I do?

          •  Skua   ( @Skua@kbin.earth ) 
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            Find a woman with a strong chin

          •  HikingVet   ( @HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 
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            Reap.

    •  RootBeerGuy   ( @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      deleted by creator

      •  Kaboom   ( @Kaboom@reddthat.com ) Banned
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        Nah, that guy is rotting in jail right now

  •  solsangraal   ( @solsangraal@lemmy.zip ) 
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    •  zagaberoo   ( @zagaberoo@beehaw.org ) 
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      It doesn’t read sarcastic to me; the joke is more presenting a fantasy as though it were practical dating advice.

    •  MadMadBunny   ( @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ) 
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      People want romance. To live the dream fantasy. Both women and men want to feel secure and swoon, each in their own way.

      She uses a sword metaphorically and visually, but you don’t need a sword. (Really, don’t)

      Think of the movie classics, like Casablanca: Bogart does the same “trick” she describes when he says “Here’s looking at you, kid”.

      The idea and ideal of a dream romance will vary from person to person, and one of the things, is finding the right person for you, who shares the same romance ideals.

      •  Štěpán   ( @stepan@lemmy.cafe ) 
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        I’m pretty sure it’s a joke about how men always do this to women in movies.

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