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graphito ( graphito@beehaw.org )  to Jokes and Humor · 2 years ago

Ancient technique to win any lady

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Ancient technique to win any lady

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graphito ( graphito@beehaw.org )  to Jokes and Humor · 2 years ago
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  • HikingVet ( HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Unfortunately, I am not allowed to carry my sword in public in my country.

    • graphito ( graphito@beehaw.org ) OP
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      Yeah me too, that clearly explains our “success” with women

      • HikingVet ( HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 
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        Well, my success is more tied to being aroace and not knowing for a long time. But, the sword would have made things easier.

        • i_love_FFT ( i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml ) 
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          My weapon is choice is a flail, what do I do?

          • Skua ( Skua@kbin.earth ) 
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            Find a woman with a strong chin

          • HikingVet ( HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 
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            Reap.

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      • Kaboom ( Kaboom@reddthat.com ) BannedBanned
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        Nah, that guy is rotting in jail right now

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    • zagaberoo ( zagaberoo@beehaw.org ) 
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      It doesn’t read sarcastic to me; the joke is more presenting a fantasy as though it were practical dating advice.

    • MadMadBunny ( MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ) 
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      People want romance. To live the dream fantasy. Both women and men want to feel secure and swoon, each in their own way.

      She uses a sword metaphorically and visually, but you don’t need a sword. (Really, don’t)

      Think of the movie classics, like Casablanca: Bogart does the same “trick” she describes when he says “Here’s looking at you, kid”.

      The idea and ideal of a dream romance will vary from person to person, and one of the things, is finding the right person for you, who shares the same romance ideals.

      • Štěpán ( stepan@lemmy.cafe ) 
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        I’m pretty sure it’s a joke about how men always do this to women in movies.

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