- HikingVet ( @HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 21•3 months ago
Unfortunately, I am not allowed to carry my sword in public in my country.
Yeah me too, that clearly explains our “success” with women
- HikingVet ( @HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 8•3 months ago
Well, my success is more tied to being aroace and not knowing for a long time. But, the sword would have made things easier.
- i_love_FFT ( @i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml ) 4•3 months ago
My weapon is choice is a flail, what do I do?
- Skua ( @Skua@kbin.earth ) 11•3 months ago
Find a woman with a strong chin
- HikingVet ( @HikingVet@lemmy.ca ) 2•3 months ago
Reap.
- RBG ( @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ) 3•3 months ago
Are you the guy with the tiny master sword in the UK that was recently in the news?
- Kaboom ( @Kaboom@reddthat.com ) 2•3 months ago
Nah, that guy is rotting in jail right now
- solsangraal ( @solsangraal@lemmy.zip ) English14•3 months ago
i genuinely can’t tell if she’s being sarcastic or not. if she is: good acting. if not, good luck with the hordes of neckbeards trying to do the sword chin thing and ending up being the most awkward cringefest ever
- zagaberoo ( @zagaberoo@beehaw.org ) 31•3 months ago
It doesn’t read sarcastic to me; the joke is more presenting a fantasy as though it were practical dating advice.
- MadMadBunny ( @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ) 7•3 months ago
People want romance. To live the dream fantasy. Both women and men want to feel secure and swoon, each in their own way.
She uses a sword metaphorically and visually, but you don’t need a sword. (Really, don’t)
Think of the movie classics, like Casablanca: Bogart does the same “trick” she describes when he says “Here’s looking at you, kid”.
The idea and ideal of a dream romance will vary from person to person, and one of the things, is finding the right person for you, who shares the same romance ideals.
- stepan ( @stepan@lemmy.cafe ) English1•3 months ago
I’m pretty sure it’s a joke about how men always do this to women in movies.