- SnokenKeekaGuard ( @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 10•2 months ago
Talk to house plants just so I know how smart they are. I mean they could help make upkeep easy obviously, more water, not on the leaves etc. But what else. Philosopher houseplants! That would be so cool
- Nomecks ( @Nomecks@lemmy.ca ) 4•2 months ago
Lots of people in here think that house plants are going to be great conversationalists and not just talk about dirt and sunlight non stop.
Finger glitter guns please.
Thats the average conversation with a slrpnk user
- Tippon ( @Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•2 months ago
Assuming that harmless means the glitter is biodegradable and actually causes no harm, I’d take the glitter.
I’ve got a young kid and several young nieces and nephews. Most of them are either going through the sparkly princess stage, or their superhero phase. Being able to puff out glitter on demand would make their days :)
Oh yeah thats the kinda story I like
- HipsterTenZero ( @HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ) 3•2 months ago
Houseplants, easy. They’re my favorite interior decoration anyway, now they’re upgraded to little buddies I can chat up and bounce ideas off of? Yes please.
- CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ) 2•2 months ago
Talk to houseplants. That would be a fascinating conversation, even if they don’t care about the same things as us. Does it work on non-house plants, too? Imagine the hot goss old trees would have…
Treebeard
- m0darn ( @m0darn@lemmy.ca ) 2•2 months ago
I already can talk to house plants. They never say anything back though. I would still choose it as my super power though because of be afraid of accidental emissions.
Premature glittering
- BevelGear ( @BevelGear@beehaw.org ) 2•2 months ago
I’d rather shoot glitter for the most awkward moments
- key ( @key@lemmy.keychat.org ) English2•2 months ago
Talking to house plants could be turned into a new life as a spy or PI (albeit a very niche one). I don’t imagine plants would be super talkative so it probably wouldn’t get too annoying. Glitter finger farting doesn’t have any uses I can think of besides pranks and crafts. So I’ll go plants.
- LowleeKun ( @LowleeKun@feddit.org ) Deutsch1•2 months ago
Hmm i would say house plants because i could maximize the output by providing better lighting, the right amount of water, perfect temperature and nutrition without fancy equipment. Yes i grow weed. However i would need someone else to do the harvesting as it would be rather horrifying to do so myself.
- lemmyng ( @lemmyng@lemmy.ca ) English1•2 months ago
I’ll take talking to house plants (it doesn’t specify that they have to be my plants). Keep the craft herpes away from me.
- PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] ( @PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ) English1•2 months ago
I’ll take the glitter please. Although one dose of glitter is harmless, the glitter can be collected into a dose large enough to be dangerous.