- lugal ( @lugal@lemmy.ml ) English24•2 months ago
Give a girl a fish and she stares at you for a day.
Give her a fishing rod and she will stare at you for the rest of her life.aggressively stares at you until the end of time
- Sparky ( @Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English17•2 months ago
May interest you in a blåhaj instead?
omg blåhaj
- alx ( @alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English16•2 months ago
don’t kill fish, instead offer blåhajs
- SharkEatingBreakfast ( @SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ) English10•2 months ago
If I had a man who knew how to properly set up and maintain a healthy aquarium environment with proper PH and knew the dangers of nitrate levels, I’d be so happy!
- AdellcomdoisL ( @AdellcomdoisL@beehaw.org ) English8•2 months ago
What a specific, yet sincere, longing. I wish you good luck on your endeavor.
- SharkEatingBreakfast ( @SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ) English2•2 months ago
Thank you! Any man who can show that he has the desire and competence to educate himself enough to properly care for another living creature, especially creatures as sensitive as fish, shows that he has the ability to put that kind of thought & care into a relationship, as well.
I love fish and reptiles. A guy who is passionate about taking care of their delicately detailed needs in order to keep them happy & healthy makes me happy, too!
i want a man to set up an aquarium so i can swim in it
- SharkEatingBreakfast ( @SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ) English3•2 months ago
✨️❤️ Dream man ❤️✨️
- colin ( @colin@lemmy.uninsane.org ) 6•2 months ago
same
- OrnateLuna ( @OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English4•2 months ago
Please don’t give me a fish
- Kowowow ( @Kowowow@lemmy.ca ) English4•2 months ago
If you keep going and hand out bread you could feed like 4000 people
- Zorsith ( @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English1•2 months ago